The Perfect Match

there would be no deal breaker.

I like that a lot.

Chuck, it's your turn.

Uh, I don't do relationships...

so I don't really have a deal breaker.

Oh, does Fawn know that?

Oh, I couldn't be with anyone who,

like, doesn't work out.

- No offense.

- You're talking to me?

I don't understand you.

I don't get it.

I don't get why you don't do relationships.

Come on, are we doing this now?

Maybe that's our cue.

I think I'm gonna go to the ladies' room.

I'm just gonna go take

some pics out front.

You take some pics. You send me some pics.

You Snapchat me.

Why do you do it?

Do what?

Bring these little dinky girls around.

I mean, you've been doing it

since high school, okay?

You're about to be 30 years old.

It's time to grow up. Doesn't it get old?

Nope, it stays right around 20.

- Whack.

- It's not whack.

You know what?

All I know is that you are not bringing...

one of these little floozies

to my wedding.

You're right.

I'll bring two floozies to your wedding.

Hey, Victor, can I have a plus two?

You don't...

That is not funny, Chucky.

You know I hate that name.

Gloves off now.

You don't want to take it there?

You're lucky I didn't call you

something worse.

And if you keep it up,

you're gonna end up with a plus zero.

Thank you!

Why would you even bring her...

if I told you that I was gonna bring Dana?

I'm not trying to date Dana.

- Why not?

- Because she's your friend.

And you guys know my rules.

You and these fuckin' rules. Come on.

We gotta do the rules again?

All right, don't touch my camera,

don't wear heels in my house...

and don't be a friend of my friend...

'cause I won't date you.

That don't make no damn sense.

It makes perfect sense.

You guys know how I am with women.

As soon as I have sex with them...

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