The Perfect Match Page #2

it's like all of my interest

magically disappears.

And I don't know what to do after that.

So, uh, you know,

if you hook her up with me...

she's gonna end up hating you...

it'll destroy your friendship,

and I don't want that.

You know what?

Actually, that is probably...

the most mature thing

you've said in a long time.

You have a point.

Plus, I thought she'd be fugly,

like the rest of your friends.

Oh, man, you were doing so good!

Most of her friends are ugly!

- Remember Erica?

- Erica was beautiful.

- Nate the Animal!

- What up, Charlie?

My man.

The usual, please, sir.

Let me get a Greek Goddess with cayenne...

And dark chocolate. Coming right up.

Wait, hold on, Nate. I'll have

Sunny D with a shot of love, please.

- Of course you will.

- Thank you.

Charlie, I'm starting to think...

that us meeting at this juice truck...

is your way of avoiding

deep conversation with me.

I kinda feel a bit hurt.

- Hi, sister.

- Hi, baby.

You never call me anymore.

I texted you yesterday.

That's so impersonal. That doesn't count.

The sound of a human voice,

it does things to our soul, to our heart.

- Okay.

- Okay?

By the way...

I'm going to Mom and Dad's grave

on Sunday...

and I think you should come.

- I'll try.

- You need to start dealing...

with your issues, Charlie.

I think that's why

you have so many walls up.

You know, your heart is frozen

because of your emotional immaturity...

and your unwillingness to accept

that you are deeply scared of love.

Charlie!

Hey, you. Uh...

Hi.

Tammi.

Tammi. Tammi, looking good.

You look fantastic.

Then, why have you been avoiding me?

I'm not avoiding you.

I texted you, I called you...

Tammi. Let me stop you right there.

It's... It's Tammi, right?

No, don't put the wall up.

Come back, come back.

Look at me.

I'm guessing you've got daddy issues.

That's why you seek approval

in these shallow relationships...

I'm not that shallow.

That only leaves you feeling depressed.

Do you go to sleep every night crying?

Bottle of whiskey by your bedside, huh?

Watching re-runs of Friends...

feeling cheap and unwanted?

I've been there.

Hey, I helped Miley Cyrus.

I can help you, too.

Who is she?

- I've never met...

- I'm his sister, and I'm a therapist.

And baby, I think you need a hug...

and my card, okay?

Look, I do pro bono work. I just...

You might not be able to afford me...

'cause you know,

I've upped my prices recently...

- Thank you.

- But I...

- I'm gonna call you.

- You do that now.

I'm gonna call you.

Listen, I'll be the mom you never had.

Your daddy loves you. Are you...

Is she flirting with me right now?

You men always think

you don't need therapy.

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