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Season #2 Episode #3: Echoes of the Past

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King:
[laughing] Me! It's me!

Lilith:
Your dedication to this farce would be charming if it wasn't so sad.

King:
Don't blame me for your ignorance. I'm not a liar, and I can prove it.

[King storms off into a corridor.]

Lilith:
[offended gasp] He called me ignorant. Me!

Luz:
Stop it, you guys. This story is really important to him, so the least we can do is play along.

Lilith:
You mean indulge his silly fantasy?

Hooty:
Yeah! I'm a house of principles! You're asking me to lie? Hootrageous!

Luz:
Could you please just go with it? For his sake?

[At the doorway, King is struggling to get back through with two long poles in his arms. They fall, and he holds them vertically and walks through. They're Eda and Lilith's staffs.]

King:
All right, you two shall regret ever doubting me. We're going to my castle!

Luz:
Uh...

Hooty:
What's wrong, Luz? I thought you said we should just "go with"--

Luz:
Go with him! I said we should go with him, right? How could I forget what I just said?

[Luz grabs Eda's staff off King, and Lilith takes her's.]

Lilith:
My historical expertise is being questioned, and I will not allow it. Hooty, would you like to accompany us?

Hooty:
[gasps] I-I'll get ready!

[Hooty stretches backwards toward the door. Cutting back to Luz, King, and Lilith, we hear sounds of crashing and squishing organs and splattering. The three all look disgusted and very disturbed until they gasp in horror. Cut to reveal that the part of the door where Hooty would be is now hollow, with pulsing organs at the edges. Below it, Hooty is now sitting in a birdhouse-shaped backpack.]

Hooty:
Porta-Hooty, reporting for Hooty!

[Luz dry retches. King is tearing up while slowly shaking his head. Lilith's hand is at her chest and she's taken aback.]

[Meanwhile, Eda gets out of a steamy bathroom wearing a bathrobe while Luz, Lilith, King, and Hooty fly away on their staffs. She walks into the main room.]

Eda:
Hmm? Where'd everyone go? Man, they made a mess in here. Oh well. It's been a while since I had room to put my feet up.

[Eda jumps on the couch and detaches her feet. Her head is on the armrest and she opens her eyes to see a note on King's plushies, reading...]'

King:
[voiceover] Off to my real castle! Don't wait up! Love, your favorite demon overlord.

Eda:
Oh, no! Not again!

[Eda gets off the couch. Since her feet are detached, she simply falls.]

Eda:
Oh!

[A dressed Eda gets out of the door, putting her feet back on, and heads into the shed. She emerges in her bathtub motorboat from "Separate Tides", flying it off a ledge and into the sea.]

[Cut to Luz King flying over the sea on Eda's staff, while Lilith rides her's while wearing the Porta-Hooty on her back.]

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