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Season #1 Episode #11: Sense and Insensitivity

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King:
"Luzura's tears fell on the frozen prince, bringing him back to life." Ehhh it just seems kind of unrealistic.

Luz:
I see what you're saying. [stops typing] But in your version, Ruler just destroys everything. I think a little romantic tension could help the scene.

King:
Hey, there's more to life than shipping.

Luz:
Don't you dare insult shipping in my presence!

Eda:
[offscreen] Apprentice! Living room!

Luz:
I'll be back, we'll figure this out, okay writing buddy? [Luz leaves]

King:
[looks at the typewriter] My turn to write!

[Cut to the living room, where Eda is looking at the map.]

Luz:
Hey!

[Eda closes the map.]

Luz:
What's up boss lady?

Eda:
I am popping out for a few days to an undisclosed place to do undisclosed things. You're in charge.

Luz:
Great!

Eda:
No questions!

Luz:
Okay!

Eda:
I said no questions! [closes the door]

[Luz shrugs. Cut back to her room.]

Luz:
Well King, it's just you and me for a while. [gasps]

[In the minute she's been gone, King has transformed the room. Drawings of King and screaming people are on the corkboard. Luzura is now in the trash. King is typing peacefully.]

King:
Hey hey Luz, great news!

Luz:
What have you done?!

[Even the banner has been changed, now reading "RULER'S REACH".]

King:
I just made a few tiny edits and this baby is humming!

Luz:
[picks up drawing] Luzura dies?

King:
I know, right! What a twist!

Luz:
King, I know you're trying to help, but I think you're crossing a line.

King:
Yeah, into greatness. Don't you want us to win?

Luz:
If this is how you want to win, maybe you should submit the story on your own. [leaves]

King:
What?

[door closes]

King:
Bah! What does she know?

Typewriter:
What the heck man? Learn to collaborate.

King:
Hush you! I'll prove to both of you my story is superior.

[Cut to Grimgrub's Pub. King bursts in.]

King:
Hey you scum! Which one of you wants to read my literary masterpiece! Anyone brave enough?

Patrons:
[growl]

[King is thrown out of the pub.]

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