
The Nutty Professor
- Hey, hey Hey-hey-hey
- Let's sweat!
- Macho, macho man
- Macho man
- Come on!
- I've got to be
- That's right! Shake it, honey!
- A macho man
Macho, macho man
- Oh, yeah! Like a pony! I'm a pony!
- I've got to be a macho
Don't you feel like
a pony when you sweat?
- Oh, yeah! Yeah! Go!
- I've got to be
- Go! Do it! Come on!
- A macho man
Macho, macho man
- - Here we go! One! Two!
This is my favorite exercise!
Come on! Five!
- Macho, macho man
- Whoa!
- Macho! Macho! Ohh!
- I've got to be
- I'm a pony!
- A macho man
- Come on. Let's go!
Do it! Come on!
- I've got to be a macho
- I'm vogueing! You can vogue!
- - Can you feel it?
I've got to be
- A macho man
- Ohh!
I'm going to have an aneurysm.
Ohh! My calves are burning!
This is our science department.
The genetics wing.
I'll remind you we are
in the vanguard of research.
Get Klump in here now.
- Professor Klump.
- Good mornin'.
- Hey, Professor!
- Good mornin'!
- Morning.
- Mornin'.
- Good morning, Professor Klump.
- Morning. How are you?
Mornin'.
Aaaaaah!
Oh, my goodness.
Professor Klump, the cages-
what happened?
That is most peculiar, Jason,
because I distinctly remember
locking up last night.
I locked these cages, picked up
my portfolio and turned around-
Oh. Ha-ha-ha.
I must've grazed the switch.
Ha-ha.
- Shelley's the only one
that didn't get out.
- Good. I'll tend to Shelley.
You students take care of this.
Excuse me.
Hello, Shelley. How are you today,
Yeah. Yeah.
- Sir?
You may want to look at
the latest test results.
I'm not sure if I'm
reading them correctly.
- She's lost three ounces
since the last feed?
- Must be some kind of mistake.
No, no, Jason.
Her entire molecular structure
has been realigned.
We've done it.
This new formula's working.
It's actually reconstructed
Shelley's DNA.
She lost 20 percent
of her body fat in one feeding.
What if we upped the dosage?
No, one step at a time.
We don't want to jeopardize Shelley.
- We'll keep the feedings as scheduled.
- Okay.
Schedule. Excuse me.
I'm very late.
Students, we got a lot of work to do
and don't have much time to do it in.
Tryin' to win a grant here.
So, as Arsenio used to say,
let's get busy!
- Comfy?
- Quite.
Anything I can get for you?
Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb?
No, sir, I'm fine.
You, uh, did want to see me
about something, didn't you, sir?
Well, Professor Klump,
allow me to answer that question
by posing another.
- Why are you trying
to destroy my school?
- Beg your pardon, sir?
- Do you know who
Louise Vindovik is?
- Oh, surely, sir.
generously donates money to help
fund our science department.
Ooh! Close.
Very close. But wrong.
See, she was a lovely woman, and she
used to fund our science department.
That was before she was hospitalized
for nearly swallowing a gerbil.
Not gerbil, sir.
A hamster.
Gerbils are more streamlined and
hamsters have a tendency to be fluffier.
The male hamster's scrotum has
a tendency to be disproportionately-
Never mind.
are right.
If I had one now- bang.
Sir, I'd like to concentrate
on the positives.
What Ms. Vindovik witnessed
was 5,000 healthy hamsters...
bred from a genetically deficient
hereditary line.
It's actually very exciting.
Do I look excited, Klump?
Uh, no, you don't
look excited at all.
But maybe you might be holding it in,
your excitement,
not wanting to...
express it.
Now listen to me carefully,
you fat tub of goo.
For years you've single-handedly
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