The Man Called Flintstone Page #2

-The biggest yet.

You're going to eliminate the guy

that tried to eliminate you.

-You mean the Green Goose?.

-Yes.

Intelligence reports he has a weapon

so powerful he could destroy the world.

-And probably will unless--

NURSE:
Rock Slag.

[SQUEALS AND PURRS]

[GlGGLlNG]

--unless he is stopped.

So you see, Slag...

...the safety of every man, woman and

child in every country depends on you.

On me?. Why me, chief?.

It has to be you, Rock Slag.

Rock Slag.

[SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

[SQUEALlNG AND LAUGHlNG]

There's your answer.

You have an uncontrollable appeal

to women.

Yes, I know.

But how can that help us, chief?.

-We're going to put your gift to good use.

-How, chief?.

Through Tanya, the Green Goose's

number one lieutenant.

She's heard about you, Rock,

and she wants to meet you so badly...

...she's made a deal with us

to turn the Green Goose over to you.

-To me?.

-That's the deal.

You're going to meet her in Paris.

-When do I leave, chief?.

-At once.

I'll call the office and have them

get your plane ticket.

At last Rock Slag is alone.

Now we can finish the job.

ALl:

Hello, Rock Slag.

Ali. Bobo.

You're taking a trip, Slag.

A one-way trip. Heh, heh, heh.

[CRASH]

-This time we got him, Ali.

-Rock Slag is finished, Bobo.

[BOTH LAUGHlNG]

With Rock back on the job, the Green

Goose's goose is as good as cooked...

...right now.

Rock. What happened?.

While you were gone,

I had visitors, chief.

Ali and Bobo?.

-Right. The Goon Twins.

-That does it.

T anya will never go for you.

You're a mess.

-That cooks our Green Goose.

-I'll try to heal fast, chief.

It won't be fast enough, Rock.

At any moment, the Green Goose

may decide to take over the world.

I better cancel your trip to Paris.

Is this the patient?.

Uh, yeah, doc. Fred Flintstone.

He fell on his head.

I'm okay now, doc. I feel fine.

Well, why don't we check you over

anyway. Come with me, Mr. Flintstone.

Okay. But I'm telling you,

it's a waste of time.

Hmm. Your pulse seems to be normal.

Right on the button, in fact.

Now cross your legs

and we'll test your reflexes.

Make it snappy, will you, doc?.

I'm on my vacation.

We're almost finished.

Reflexes normal.

[SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

You can leave now, Mr. Flintstone,

right after I give you a booster shot.

Best to play it safe.

Y eah, yeah. All right. Let's have

the shot, doc. I wanna get out of here.

MOONSTONE:

You won't even feel this, Mr. Flintstone.

[FRED YELLS]

Watch it, doc. What are you trying

to do, put me in the hospital?.

It's amazing.

That man is a dead ringer for Rock Slag.

Look at the size of this needle.

What do you think I am?. A brontosaurus?.

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