The Lego Movie

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He is coming.

Cover your butt.

Cover the what?

Vitruvius.

Lord Business.

You've hidden the Kragle well, old man.

Robots, destroy him!

Yes, Lord Business.

Your robots are no match

for a MasterBuilder.

For I see everything!

Unh! My eyes! Ow!

The Kragle.

The most powerful super weapon...

...is mine.

Oh, the Kragle!

Now my evil power will be unlimited!

Can you feel me?

I can feel you.

Whoo! Nothing's gonna stop me now.

Wait. There was a prophecy.

Oh, now there's a prophecy.

About the Piece of Resistance.

Oh, yes! The supposed

missing Piece of Resistance...

...that can somehow magically

disarm the Kragle.

Give me a break!

One day, a talented lass or fellow

A Special One with face of yellow

Will make the Piece of Resistance found

From its hiding refuge underground

And with a noble army at the helm

This MasterBuilder will thwart

The Kragle and save the realm

And be the greatest

Most interesting

Most important person of all times

All of this is true

Because it rhymes

Oh, wow.

That was a great, inspiring legend...

...that you made up.

A "Special One"?

What a bunch of hippie-dippie baloney.

Good morning, apartment!

Good morning, doorway!

Good morning, wall.

Good morning, ceiling.

Good morning, floor!

Ready to start the day!

Ah, here it is!

"Instructions to fit in...

...have everybody like you...

...and always be happy!

Step one:

Breathe. "

Okay, got that one down.

"Step two:
Greet the day,

smile and say... "

Good morning, city!

Good morning, city!

Good morning, city!

Good morning, city!

Top of the morning to you there, city!

Good morning, city! How you doing?

Good morning, city!

"Step three: Exercise. "

Jumping jacks. Hit them!

One!

Two!

Three!

I am so pumped up!

"Step four:
Shower. "

And always be sure to keep

the soap out of your...! Aah!

Shave your face.

Brush your teeth.

Comb your hair. Hmm.

"Wear clothes. "

Oop! I almost forgot that one!

No. No. Uh-uh. No.

Not that. Wrong.

And that's it. Check.

Step nine:

Eat a complete breakfast...

...with all the special people in your life.

Hey, Plantie, what do you

wanna do this morning?

Watch TV? Me too!

Hi, I'm President Business...

...president of the Octan Corporation

and the world.

Let's take extra care to follow

the instructions, or you'll be put to sleep.

And don't forget Taco Tuesday's

coming next week!

That's the day every rule-following citizen

gets a free taco and my love!

Have a great day, everybody!

You have a great day too,

President Business.

Man, he's such a cool guy.

I always wanna hear more of what...

Wait, did he say "put to sleep"?

Tonight on Where Are My Pants?

Honey, where are my pants?

What was I just thinking? I don't care.

"Step 11:
Greet your neighbors. "

- Hey, Joe.

- Hey, pal.

Whoa! Hey, Surfer Dave.

Hey, brah.

- Oh, good morning, Sherrie.

- Hey, fella.

- Oh, hey, Jasmine, Dexter.

Meow. Meow.

- Angie, Loki, Bad Leroy.

Meow. Meow. Meow.

- Fluffy, Fluffy Junior, Fluffy Senior.

Meow. Meow. Meow.

- Jeff.

Meow.

Step 12:

Obey all traffic signs and regulations.

Step 13:
Enjoy popular music.

Top of the charts again...

...it's "Everything Is Awesome. "

- Oh, my gosh, I love this song!

Everything is awesome

Everything is cool

When you're part of a team

Everything is awesome

When we're living our

Dream

Always use a turn signal.

Park between the lines. Yes!

Drop off dry-cleaning before noon.

Read the headlines.

Don't forget to smile.

Always root for the local sports team.

Go, Sports Team!

Always return a compliment.

- Hey, you look nice.

So do you!

Drink overpriced coffee.

Here you go. That's $37.

Awesome!

Everything is awesome

Did you see

Where Are My Pants? last night?

"Honey, where's my pants?"

Classic episode.

Everything is awesome

Instructions coming in from Central.

Okay, it says here to take

everything weird and blow it up.

All right, Cylinderheads...

...let's make it look

like it does in the instructions!

Hey, buddy!

I need a 1-by-2 key hole.

No problem, Michael.

We need a 2-by-2 macaroni.

2- by-2 macaroni flying in. Here's one.

Look out, guys, I got a 1-by-1

with an indented stud on one side.

- Cheese slopes. Come on, everybody.

Roger that, Roger.

Look alive, coming at you.

Can I get a couple LURPs over here?

Thanks, Gail.

Guys, watch me drill this down.

Everything is awesome

Everything is cool

When you're part of a team

Everything is awesome

When we're living our dream

Have you heard the news?

Everyone's talkin'

Life is good

Because everything's awesome

Man, I feel so good right now!

I could sing this song for hours!

Everything is awesome

When we're living our dream

When you're part of a team!

Yeah!

I'm going to the sports bar

after work tonight.

Who wants to eat some delicious

chicken wings and get crazy?

Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!

Hey, who wants to share a croissant

with this guy?

Croissants? I love croissants.

Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages.

Giant sausages? No way!

You know what I love to do?

Is share a meal

with the special people in my life.

Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you?

Ah! No, wait, guys!

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