The Last Kiss Page #2

I envy you, you prick.

I quit the cheese company.

What?

Dude, isn't your dad still in the hospital?

I just can't do it anymore, man.

I told my Uncle Gary.

I gave him my notice on Friday.

He kind of freaked on me.

I'll bet.

-I told him I'm taking a road trip.

-You're taking a road trip?

Wow. Where you going, buddy?

Six Flags?

Tierra del Fuego.

On a motorcycle.

But you get nauseous

when you leave the ZIP code.

Exactly.

...find the happiness

that has eluded your mother and me.

To Eva and Mark!

To Eva and Mark!

-Cheers!

-Cheers!

-Eva and Mark!

-Eva and Mark!

I'm overwhelmed

by this miracle

that has happened to me.

And as happy as I am

to see all of you at my wedding,

I'm happiest to see her.

Isn't she beautiful?

She's nothing compared to you.

-Did I get my own "aw"?

-You did.

Thank you so much for coming.

We are both overwhelmed.

Oh, no.

I'll be back.

-Thought she wasn't coming.

-I know. You think he's seen her yet?

Probably.

-Can we talk to you for a second?

-All of you?

Arianna, what are you doing here?

You know he's gonna go crazy.

What do you want me to do, Chris?

Hide under a rock?

No, but a little sensitivity might be nice.

He's a wreck, Ari.

Come on, we're asking you.

Don't do this.

Do what? I'm not doing anything.

Sh*t.

What are you doing here?

They're my friends, too.

Have another drink, Izzy.

Ari.

Ari!

There are, like, 500 people here.

If you can't stand the sight of me,

just ignore me.

Can't stand the...

Hey, hey!

I am trying to start over here, okay?

How am I supposed to do that

if you keep popping up everywhere?

Izzy, I'm moving on with my life.

You should do the same.

How can you be so blind? Look at this!

This should've been us.

That's what you always wanted,

ever since you were 16 years old.

That's what you always wanted with me.

You better get him out of here.

Oh, f***.

-I took you to your f***ing prom!

-No, no, no.

I took that b*tch to her f***ing prom!

-Come on. You sound like an a**hole.

-She's totally not worth it.

I know, I know.

I'm so over that f***ing girl.

I'll be back!

You're dancing. You're dancing.

You're rocking the salsa beat.

Come on. Hey.

-What the hell did you do?

-Nothing. He was fine until...

He's not fine. He's scared.

He's not scared.

Is that why he's screaming, then, Chris?

He's screaming

'cause he saw you coming down the...

That's great.

Why don't you just stay here

and have a good time?

Relax. I'll go change him.

Give me a break.

Lisa. Wait up.

How much longer

am I supposed to put up with this?

What are you drinking?

I'm trying to decide

how drunk I want to be.

I think I'll go with a beer, please.

Yeah, could I have one, too? Thanks.

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