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Oh. The shoes are over here.
Because you were so polite, you can pick
them out and put them on if you like.
Push that side. There.
- Holy Moses!
- See anything you like?
The evening slippers are over there.
Those the ones you want?
Doesn't seem possible
for anybody to wear anything that size.
Oh, that's pretty.
You'll have to kneel down.
- I hope I didn't hurt you.
- Of course you didn't.
Don't you feel well?
Oh, I'm all right.
- What were you doing up the Amazon?
- Looking for snakes.
- I'm an ophiologist.
- I thought you were
in the beer business.
- Beer? Ale!
- What's the difference?
- Between beer and ale?
- Yes.
My father'd burst a blood vessel
if he heard you say that.
There's a big difference. Ale's sort
of fermented on the top or something.
And beer's fermented on the bottom.
Or maybe it's the other way around.
There's no similarity at all.
The trouble with being
descended from a brewer,
no matter how long ago he "brewed-ed"
or whatever you call it,
you're supposed to know all about
something you don't give a hoot about.
It's funny to be kneeling here
at your feet talking about beer.
You see, I don't like beer.
Bock beer, lager beer or steam beer.
- Don't you?
- I do not!
And I don't like pale ale, brown ale,
nut brown ale, porter or stout,
which makes me "ulp"
Excuse me.
Wasn't enough, so everybody would
call me Hopsie ever since I was six.
- Hopsie Pike.
- Hello, Hopsie.
Make it, Charlie, will you?
All right, but there's something
kinda cute about Hopsie.
And when you get older,
I could call you Popsie. Hopsie Popsie.
That's all I'd need.
Here's a business I wouldn't mind.
I never realized how lovely it could be.
Oh, thank you.
We'd better get back now.
Yes, I guess so.
You see, where I've been... I mean,
up the Amazon, you kind of forget how...
I mean, when you haven't seen
a girl in a long time...
I mean, uh, there's something
about that perfume that...
- Don't you like my perfume?
- Like it? I'm cockeyed on it.
Why, Hopsie, you ought
to be kept in a cage.
The nerve of some people.
Ah, there you are.
It certainly took you long enough
to come back in the same outfit.
I'm lucky to have this on.
Mr. Pike has been up a river for a year.
- Now, look, I...
- Pay no attention to my daughter.
in the women of our family.
- The men are all missionaries,
with the exception of myself.
- And what an exception.
- Won't you have a drink with us?
- Just a brandy. You have it with me.
- Three brandies.
- Yes, sir.
Have you seen this one?
- Oh, he does card tricks!
- In a small way, of course.
Well, bless my soul.
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