The Knot Page #3

You're right, actually.

You know, we'll be free, single,

getting the ladies, and he'll be done.

No more one-night stands.

No more sneaking out in the morning

before the nagging.

No more telling them, "I'll call you",

and not calling.

In theory, no more lies. Full stop.

- Yeah, I couldn't handle that.

- I would hate it.

Never getting married, me.

I'll tell you what, though, Alex is a nice girl.

- Looks after him well.

- Gets on with all his mates.

- Dynamite in the sack, he says.

- Got a good job.

- Hope I get a girl like that.

- Yeah, I'd marry her in a heartbeat.

Me, too.

Well, I'd give her one anyway.

What? What did you say?

- What?

- Alexandra?

- What?

- Jeremy's girlfriend, you'd give her...

Unbelievable... You are unbelievable.

Something's wrong with you, man.

You're unbelievable.

- What have I done?

- Just...

Sorry, I was just...

I know what you mean, though.

Get those legs right over her head.

- Have you got the rings on you?

- Yeah.

Show me the rings.

I haven't seen them, show me.

Rings? They're just silver rings.

- This one.

- That is a silver ring.

It is. A very nice one as well.

Oh...

- What are you two doing in here?

- Nothing, mate.

Just throwing your ring in the toilet.

Is that weed I smell?

No... Oh.

Must be that neighbour again.

Listen, I don't care if you got glaucoma,

stop smoking weed!

All right, I'm getting ready.

Get it.

- Did you just have a shower?

- Yeah.

I don't have showers, I have baths.

Are you gonna live with Jeremy

when you're married?

Yeah.

Are you gonna sleep in the same bed?

- Yeah.

- Yuck! He's a boy!

- Are you gonna do it and make babies?

- Where did you hear about that?

Jenny at school says

the man puts his penis in...

Okay. You know what? I need to get ready.

Why don't you go talk to Papa

or something, okay?

What now?

oh, man.

- Couldn't you answer the door?

- it's not my house, mate.

Ah, my brothers, my brothers.

What is this funny, funny business?

What?

- Are you Jeremy Deadman?

- Jeremy Giddings.

- No, no, no. This is 69 Pat-Graf Street, yes?

- Yeah.

Yes! I am Ujay Utaka,

you are Jeremy Deadman. Here you go.

- But my name's Jeremy Giddings...

- My friend,

I don't care what your name is.

If you don't take this package,

I'm going to throw it in the River Thames.

And, you, stop filming me with that camera,

before I shove it in your bum-bum.

- Just sign here.

- Must be a wedding gift.

Oh, you're getting married? Congratulations.

My cousin is getting married today as well.

Have a nice day, Jeremy.

- Who was that?

- Package for Jeremy Deadman.

Jack, get the boys.

- What do you think of Julie?

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