The Knot

Synopsis: Soulmates Alexandra (Talulah Riley) and Jeremy (Matthew McNulty) are getting married. At least that's the plan. Unfortunately for them, nonchalant best man Peter (Noel Clarke), bridesmaid Sarah (Mena Suvari) and an army of naysayers haven't heard they're meant to be together. Can missing bridesmaids, crashed cars, a trip to A&E, and a delivery of pigs testicles stand in the way of true love?
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Jesse Lawrence
Production: Universal Pictures International
Rotten Tomatoes:
92 min


- That's it, we're even, yeah, Pete.

- No, no, no.

No, you still owe me money,

so until I'm paid back...

All right, dear?

If it's any consolation, you do look very nice.

- Oh, give my love to Suzanne.

- Oh, f*ck off!

- All right.

- Oh, you fucking...

Yeah, go on, laugh.


Peter, what the f*ck was that?

Don't worry, man, I'm not gonna say a word.

I didn't.

I swear I didn't.

Mate, she's never, ever,

going to hear it from me, okay?

So you just have a drink, relax.

I'm just going to go downstairs

and give you a minute.


Soy sauce! Yeah, very mature, guys!


Good... Oh!

- Morning.

- Yeah.

Do it, baby, yeah!

- Hey, bitches!

- Hey, Sarah.


- Today's the big day! Are you excited?

- Yep.

By the end of today, I am gonna be

Mrs Alexandra Christina Fernandez-Giddings.

I know it'll make us cousins,

but if I weren't in it by blood, I don't know

if I'd marry into this family, so good luck.

- Thanks.

- Just kidding.

Or maybe I'll be Mrs Giddings-Fernandez.

Yeah, do it. Rock on.

It's a bit New Age, isn't it?

Where's Anisha?

- I thought she was with you?

- No. I thought she came here.

- Great.

- Well, when did you last hear from her?

- At the hen night.

- Do you think she's okay?

Yeah, she'll be here. She's been looking

forward to this as much as you, trust me.

- I'm just going to check my phone.

Yeah, me too.

Great. It's the morning of my wedding

and one of my bridesmaids is missing.

Oh, God.

Okay, she might miss it,

but I guess this explains where she is.

I mean, really, Anisha?

Okay. Just relax, I'm gonna go tell everyone.


That looks really tasty.

I bet Alex had a cooked breakfast

this morning.

The girls probably cooked for her, though.


Did you, you know, with the guy in your bed?

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Noel Clarke

Noel Anthony Clarke (born 6 December 1975) is an English actor, screenwriter, director, and comic book writer from London. He is known for playing Wyman Norris in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet and Mickey Smith in Doctor Who. Clarke appeared in and wrote the screenplay for Kidulthood and wrote, directed and starred in the sequels, Adulthood and Brotherhood, which earned £1,209,319 during the opening weekend of its release. Clarke studied Media at the University of North London before going on to take acting classes at London's Actors Centre. Clarke won the Laurence Olivier Award for Most Promising Performer in 2003 and was awarded a BAFTA Orange Rising Star Award in 2009. more…

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