The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Page #2

If the phone rings and I'm on the other side of the bed

I can't get to it. There's no way.

Ah! God that was close.

Point is it's a huge bed.

and I was wondering would you like to see it tonight?

Nakedly.

Oh, I don't think that is such a good idea. Since we just started working together.

Listen Nicole.

It's Jane

Now that you know this is your first show and this is all very new and exciting.but when you have done this 5000 times.

You will find that having sex with me is the only way to mitigate the miserable drudgery of your existence.

My point is this lets just have sex.

It's not gonna happen.

Are you a lesbian Nicole?

Is every women who doesn't sleep with you a lesbian?

No I've slept with plenty of lesbians.

Wow, I've worshipped you for 10 years and you just made me hate you in 60 seconds.

Right there.

Looks like I'm the one who scored this time you dumb jock.

Ladies and gentlement our most famous illusion.

You'll know where we are going with this one

The one we call.

Man head. Lady body.

Alright, here we go, here we go.

In order to accomplish this impossible feat of impossibility.

We are going to need a female volunteer from the audience.

Female volunteer.

Lets see who we have?

Anyone?

Who will it be?

Man head.

Lady body.

Would you care to join me on stage?

How bout a round of a plause.

I can't beleive I'm really making out with Burt Wonderstone.

It's suppose to be a thrill of a lifetime for you.

Your place is so beautiful.

This is not my place.

This is my place.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, it's so beautiful.

Yes it is, Look at you? Look at me.

My god look at your costume. Yes.

Posters.

Oh my god there you are. And here I am.

Yes come with me please.

Would you do me a kindness and jump up on the bench please. Legs facing that way.

arms as if your holding a giant pumpkin.

Good

So Miranda, what are your hopes and dreams?

I'd really love to own my own hair salon. Thats great your intresting follow me please.

There will be no biting or scratching anything that can leave a mark

This is a standard release form acknowledging that you are over 18 years of age.

and you are willingly consenting to the sex acts that we are about to commit.

That's alot of paper work.

There's alot of sex acts.

Oh my god It's huge!

biggest bed in Vegas.

Hey Jimbo

Hey almost sprinkled the infield there.

You've done such a great job today, I just want to reward you for your excellent service today with this $100

Your just gonna turn it into a $1 bill when i take it.

I don't even know where thats coming from. Who would do that?

That's mean.

A $1 bill is a horrible tip, I'm giving you $100

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