The Girl Who Invented Kissing Page #2

they'll let you,

put you in the movie.

They'll let you stand on

a corner or something.

They're not coming back.

How do you know that?

They went back to Hollywood.

Do me a favor.

Don't go disappearing today.

You come straight back

from the bank, right?

Need you to clean out

all the taps and move the kegs.

Eat your eggs,

they're gonna be like ice.

LEO:
I know, Gram.

Every day,

I'm getting a little sick

of running this place

all by myself.

You, me, Cheryl, it's not easy.

By yourself?

You goddamn right.

You, Cheryl, and Grandma?

You goddamn right.

That don't make

no sense, Jimmy.

Oh, yeah?

You feelin' better now?

- Huh?

- You're goddamn right.

Excuse me?

You being a wise ass?

- What?

- Don't what, stop it.

- THE GIRL:
Hello.

- [DOOR CLOSES]

You open?

JIMMY:
Yeah, we're open.

Hello.

Can I use your girl's room?

Go ahead.

Yeah, you're feeling

much better, huh?

- JIMMY:
Morning.

- PHIL:
Morning.

DONNIE:
How you doing, Jimmy?

Hey there, Vic,

what's the frequency, buddy?

- Just shut up, all right?

- DONNIE:
What?

[IMITATING A WALKIE-TALKIE]

Uh, Bell Atlantic,

we have a problem.

- [LAUGHING]

- Didn't I just ask you

to shut the f*** up,

- and leave him alone?

- DONNIE:
Come on Jimmy,

I'm just kidding.

He's just bustin' with him,

Jimmy, come on.

Well, sometimes he doesn't know

when to shut the f*** up.

Aw, Vic, I'm sorry, man.

You know I'm just messing

with you, right?

You give me no joy, Donnie.

JIMMY:
That's it, Vic,

you tell him.

DONNIE:
Seriously, Jimmy?

Nine in the morning with that?

- What?

- It smells like weed,

like somebody lit

a big bone up in here.

- Excuse me?

- You smell that, Phil?

I do.

Hey.

THE GIRL:
Yo, I'll be right out.

You all right in there?

[HAND DRYER BLOWING]

Yep.

You know this girl?

Hey, do me a favor,

not in here with that, okay?

I don't know what

you're talking about, but...

thank you for your kindness.

THE GIRL:
See ya', boys.

JUDY:
Hi, Victor!

- Oh hi, Judy.

- JUDY:
What happened last night?

Heard you had an accident?

VICTOR:
I got pushed.

JUDY:
You got pushed?

It's a long story.

Oh, don't be upset.

I won't bother you about it.

When are you gonna play

your violin for us?

I wanna hear it!

VICTOR:
Yeah, someday.

[BEEPING]

[DOOR BELL RINGING]

[SQUEAKING]

Hey, you wanna see

something funny?

Read this.

If something really big

and scary...

and ugly and hairy...

is following you around

this Halloween,

don't be frightened.

It's just your fat ass!

[CHUCKLES]

Hey, are you following me?

Not that you're big

and hairy and scary.

It's okay. I don't care.

You're not gonna hurt me, right?

No. No, no.

No.

Are you okay?

THE GIRL:
I saw what they did

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