The Fitzgerald Family Christmas Page #2
- He cuts my grass.
- He cuts your grass.
That's fantastic.
MAN:
Hey, Sharon.How about I just pop out
and drop you at your mom's
on my way to East Hampton?
No, you don't have to do that.
MAN:
Not a big deal.I'm just gonna take the train
or I'll call my brother or something.
Not the brother that I met?
No, that's Gerry. He's an a**hole.
I'll call Quinn.
I wouldn't mind just, like, taking you.
I could see the house.
I could meet your mom,
say "Happy birthday."
[chuckles] No, that's definitely
not happening.
I haven't brought a boy home
since my junior prom date.
- Wow, luckily I'm not a boy, honey.
[Chuckles]
Promise you I'll do better
than your junior prom date.
All right.
So...why don't we do that?
Do what?
I'll drop you off.
Meet some of the brood.
No, you're not seriously asking
to come meet my family today.
Are you?
Is that such a bad thing?
[Stutters]
No, I just... I didn't think
we were, you know...
at the meet-the-family place yet.
I mean, I'm having fun
and you're having fun right now...
Yeah, I'm having fun.
I didn't mean to make it so complicated.
- Good.
- It's fun, it's good.
- Okay, good.
- Yeah, that's fine.
- Great.
- Call your bro.
Hey, Erin, the house
looks real festive.
Perfect place for a party tonight.
We can't have everybody over here.
I have to put the baby down at 7:30.
Mom said that she wanted to celebrate
at one of her girls' houses.
Now I've explained to you
why we can't do it at Dot's.
Connie's place is too small,
Sharon's apartment in the city
is obviously not an option.
So that leaves you.
Well, we can't do it here.
[whispers] And could you keep
your voice down? The baby's sleeping.
[whispers] I don't understand
why no one seems to think
that their mother's birthday
is a big deal.
Because she deals with you one way
and the rest of us another way.
You're the golden boy,
you can do no wrong.
She treats the rest of us like sh*t.
- I hope you know that that is total bullshit.
- Is it?
Do you know
she actually suggested
that I let her sneak the baby out
one day and get him baptized.
Yeah, she told me
and I think it's genius.
We're not baptizing the baby.
Why not?
Because Corey's Jewish.
I thought Corey's an atheist.
- He's still Jewish.
- Look,
just let Mom take the kid
up to church and have her do it.
You don't need to participate,
Corey doesn't need to know about it,
and that way the kid
is not stuck in Limbo
in case you two heathens
are wrong.
You're all crazy.
We're crazy? You're telling me
you're an atheist.
How do you explain
the Christmas tree?
We have a kid now. Where else
am I gonna put the presents?
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