The Death of Stalin Page #3
Polnikov?
STALIN:
You want to know where f***ing
Polnikov is? You want to GO there?
Malenkov knows he shouldn't have asked.
Beria puts his arm round Khrushchev.
BERIA:
I love that grenade story. Oh, is
there one in your pocket?
Khrushchev pulls a squashed tomato from his pocket. Beria and
KHRUSHCHEV:
(laughs, camping it up)
I die for the Motherland!
MUSIC:
dramatic orchestral.Under the music, everything slows down.
In slow motion, we see Khrushchev and Beria laughing at each
other, like two braying animals. Khrushchev tries to wipe his
hand on Beria's jacket, generating more laughter. We can just
hear, at a quarter of the speed, Beria and Khrushchev calling
each other 'Potato' and 'Tomato' but it sounds like grunts.
We see under Beria, the caption "Lavrenti BERIA. Head of
Security Forces". And under Khrushchev, his caption: "Nikita
KHRUSHCHEV, in charge of Agricultural Reform".
MUSIC OUT – Back to normal speed.
Malenkov takes another tomato from the table, desperate to be
in on the joke.
MALENKOV:
Take THIS, you bastards!
He mimes pulling a grenade pin from it with his teeth. Now
doesn’t know where to take the joke. Puts the tomato down.
MALENKOV (CONT’D)
Anyway...better get back to...
STALIN:
Time for a cowboy movie. Who’s in
my posse?
Everyone tries to look excited.
20 May 2016 Draft 10 7.
KHRUSHCHEV:
Oh good, it's Stagecoach again.
MOLOTOV:
Yee-hah!
17 INT. CONCERT HALL - AUDITORIUM - NIGHT 17
The orchestra are on stage. Half the audience remain.
Security guards are at each door. Andreyev at the front of
the stage. Maria is nearby at the piano.
SERGEI:
Half the audience have gone. The
acoustic will be very dry.
ANDREYEV:
Pull people in off the streets! Fat
ones, so we won’t need so many!
MUSICIAN 1, the orchestra’s joker, asserts himself.
MUSICIAN 1
I could call my wife? She’d...
(indicates “fat”)
...”dampen the acoustic”.
Laughter. Andreyev turns to the audience, trying to smile.
ANDREYEV:
Comrades!
A TRUMPETER plays a quick fanfare, prompting laughter.
ANDREYEV (CONT’D)
Comrades, shut up! I have great
news! Wonderful news.
MUSICIAN 1
(to Andreyev)
Are you pregnant?
The trumpeter parps. More laughter.
ANDREYEV:
Comrade Stalin...
(shoots a look)
...loved tonight's concerto and
would like a recording of it right
away which we don't have for some
reason and trust me we will look
into why that happened, but
meanwhile... the concerto we just
played will be played by us
again... Now. Please. We will
record it and applaud it.
20 May 2016 Draft 10 8.
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