The Corridor Page #2

I forgot how good you got on that.

Hey, Ty.

Don't tell anyone,

but you've always been

my favorite.

Bet you could use this.

I'm unleaded now, remember?

Doctor's orders.

Yeah, but tonight's a wake, buddy.

Katie?

Katie, can you hear me?

Yes, I will be back

for your surge.

For your...

For your window.

Yes, I'll be back.

Disconnect that!

Boys' weekend!

No, it's Bob.

Yeah, he hasn't changed.

Still an idiot.

Ty?

Y... yeah?

You still drinking the lame and juice?

Yeah.

Okay, all right.

So what?

If you can't make her a baby,

then she's just gonna

turn you into one?

No, no. I mean, she's great.

And I'm... I'm f***ing lucky.

You are.

She is beautiful.

See, now, that's why

I haven't told her yet,

that it's me,

you know, shooting blanks.

Jesus, Jim.

'Cause I'm afraid she's gonna leave me.

Don't tell those guys,

though, eh?

No, sure.

I can't believe

I still have a reason

to be jealous of Bobcat.

This is just our backyard.

That's Bruce, our cat.

Oh, f***.

Can't we come up here

one friggin' time

without you...

Hey, hey!

I'd get this sh*t bronzed

if I could, all right?

Pauline didn't tape over

a single thing.

It's our whole f***ing lives.

Yeah, well,

the top-loading part, at least.

That was my f***ing season.

That was your f***ing hair.

You looked like

David Lee Roth.

What happened to those glory days, huh?

What's that supposed to mean?

Look, baldness is a sign

of virility, b*tches.

I got the kids

to prove it.

How did we get from there

to here so quick?

If you got an interception,

then all I am saying is that

it is unrecorded

in any scorebook

that is...

Unrecorded?

Show me. I'd love to see it.

# Forever #

# I told her #

# I'm not that kind of guy #

# She said we'd communicate #

# Much better #

# If my dial-up was Wi-Fi #

All right.

# She drives me crazy #

# With her blogs and vlogs #

# Her Skypes and Twitters

and URLs #

# Guess I'll always be

a top-loading VCR #

# In this motherfucking

Bluetooth world #

F***, yeah.

And here we go.

Whoo!

Come on now, Chris.

It's just those old strings,

Chrissy.

Yeah.

I'm gonna... gonna go wash these.

I thought of that before I came down

and brought a new set.

And that's 'cause...

You're my favorite.

Of course.

I believe it's time for more football.

Bob, we've been watching

football for three hours.

I don't care.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Bob, look, no.

I've watched your...

- Guys!

- Please!

Much love.

Just let me pick one.

No way, man.

It's a football-only VCR.

- You know the rules.

- Really?

I am sitting out there with strangers.

Chris, listen, I...

No, Ty, wait. Let me go first.

There's something that

I want to talk to you about.

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