The Con Artists Page #2

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You can go!

- Charlotte!

- For dessert, there is just a fruit pie.

- It's my name.

- A beautiful name.

- No "pie" is also not bad!

- You are always joking?

- Yes.

- You're a strange guy.

- I agree. Let's talk a little about me!

- You are a nice guy. Where were you born?

My destiny began at a bright

lucky star, that's why we met.

Tell me I'm right!

Angels shouldn't visit top institution

They begin to believe that something will succeed

and start doing silly things.

I saw you last night at the casino,

and then you disappeared.

I hope you do not have intention

to disappear again. Waiter!

- Are there any messages for count Valadieu?

- Are you count Valadieu? Yes.

They phoned from hotel de Paris,

Russian Ambassador is waiting.

- The ambassador is waiting and you not telling me?

- Sorry, did not know that you are...

You can not see who I am?

Darling, we'll drink coffee later.

We can't keep the ambassador waiting.

- Such a things...

- I'm sorry! You sorry!

- Send bill to my account at the hotel!

- Earl?

Account, with "L" at the end!

Who said Earl?

This doesn't end here, we do

accounts, you can count on it!

What are you doing?

I want to look at your legs.

I'm checking if you dance well!

- You sing well!

- I know how to do everything at its best.

And you too!

- What's the style?

- A very personal.

Refrain. I do not want to give more. Otherwise

all will stop and will look at me.

- You are a braggart but I like you!

- I knew from the beginning.

- Who are you, what you do in your life?

- Bedrooms in hotel rooms.

And we take one?

I do not want you to feel offended,

for me at home is OK.

Leave me alone!

I may return ...

Listen!

You don't have to do anything.

We've met, we had a good time,

Don't make a long face!

If you do not want to make love to me,

nobody forces you.

- How do you know I do not want to?

- It has appeared...

How it appears now?

Good?

Not bad!

If you allow, I can do more.

Come on, work with me!

We can do more!

You're crazy! First you kiss me, then

slap me. I don't understand anything!

What is happening?

I don't understand! Why are you crying?

Get out, Felix! Please!

Do not ask me why!

Go back!

I can not leave you like that! You tremble!

Are you cold?

- Where are we?

- At the hotel. Isn't what you wanted?

- Don't wait for us. You can go!

- Who's gonna pay?

Count Valadieu, Hotel de Paris!

Room with the passport costs 100 francs,

without the passport 300 francs.

- And without the francs, how much?

- Write down only my name.

Add the bottle, too!

To celebrate an event, champagne is a must.

I bet, you celebrate with the soup!

Central!

I never met an Italian.

Is it true that the Italians are different.

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