The Client List Page #3

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Can you start tomorrow?

Really? That's it?

Pretty much, baby.

Thank you.

Who's starving?

I could eat a buttered monkey.

Yay! Breakfast for supper.

Yeah, we're celebrating

Mama's new job.

So now I can play Hag football?

Flag football is way down on the list

of things we need to be paying for.

Please?

Brady, it's like $100 just to register.

Then there's the team photo and equipment.

And what if you break your glasses?

But-

Conversation is over.

Hey, hon,

I didn't hear your motorcycle.

That's because I sold it.

Rex, you loved that thing.

Yeah, I kind of like

having electricity too.

Baby, I know that wasn't easy.

Good riddance.

You know what doctors call them?

Donor-cycles.

Are we rich now?

No.

Hey, sweetheart, what's it

like at that Kind Touch Health Spa?

What's it like?

Oh, no, a bee.

Watch out, Brady,

they can smell your fear.

Hey. Mama.

It's all right, I got it.

You know what, it was real nice.

Rich clients, big tips.

Yeah?

Maybe I should ditch my job

at the salon

and come rub some backs

with you.

Unless they're mole-y or hairy.

Woman, you wax hoo-has.

Yeah, I remove the hair,

but I don't mess with it.

What's hoo-has?

Nothing.

Daddy, what is a hoo-ha?

Camptown ladies sing this song

Hoo-has, hoo-has

Camptown track is Eve miles long

Oh, hoo-he day

Hi. Here I am.

Oh, hey, honey. Welcome.

Why don't you come on back

and meet the other girls, okay?

We got a bit of a lull right now,

but when that Cowboys-Redskins game

is done, we are gonna be plenty busy.

Come on.

Okay.

All right.

Here we go.

Okay, ladies, say hi to Sam.

Hey, honey, welcome back.

Hi.

Okay, now, just real quick,

I started this business 15 years ago.

I wanted to be a novelist,

and I still do,

but this pays the bills

a whole lot better.

Doreen used to be a dancer.

Well, cruise ships mostly,

but some dinner theatre.

Now, she's been partners

with me for 10 years.

Isn't that right?

Yeah.

Tanya's been with us for-

Six.

Six, that's right, and she is also

an amazing tattoo artist.

Oh, and this here is Emma,

our barely-legal-looking newbie.

How long you been here, sweetie?

Uh, two months today.

So nice.

Hey, hon, you got a client in 4,

why don't you scoot on over.

All right.

Okay.

And you're all licensed

massage therapists?

Sure, yeah, we all have licenses,

and we all give massage.

It's a teensy bit more than that.

What do you mean?

Well, like my writing teacher

always says:

'Why don't you show me,

not tell me?'

Come on over here,

I'll show you.

Let me just

get these open here.

Hi, Richard.

This is one of those two-way jobs,

you know, like they have

in all the cop shows.

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