The Client List

Synopsis: A former beauty queen is forced to take a job at a massage parlor when her family faces foreclosure on their home after her husband suffers an injury that keeps him from working. Unfortunately for her she soon learns that her clients expect more than a rubdown.
Genre: Drama
Director(s): Eric Laneuville
  Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 1 win.
88 min

At least you got a month's extension.

It's something.

Is it? What's gonna make it better

next month?

Chocolate milk shakes

and cheese fries.

That will make it better

for about five minutes, but I'll take it.

Here's my application.

I know you guys aren't hiring, but if you

could have the manager keep that on file?


You're really desperate, huh?

I would join the Army

if I could wear heels.

We'd hire you at the bar if we could.

I know you would.

There's nothing promising for Rex

Not a thing.

Nobody's even hiring.

If there were any construction jobs, they're

not gonna go for a guy with a bum knee.

Gosh, this must be killing him.

You know men and pride.

Men are complicated.

No, they're not. Men are easy.

I'm thirsty, I'm hungry, I'm horny.

That's men.

Although not necessarily

in that order.

You guys, I never thought I'd

say anything quite as sappy

as 'it was not supposed

to turn out this way, but it wasn't.

When they were scouting Rex for UT, I already

had the drapes picked out for the pool house.

You weren't crazy.

Handsome white running back

is worth his weight in gold.

I just thought we were gonna be the

next Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn.

Then he got knocked down.

You got knocked up.


Hey, wait a minute.

Here's something.

'Kind Touch Health Spa.

Licensed massage therapists.

I'm licensed.

I don't know how you do that,

touching stranger's bodies.

It's just skin.

It makes them feel better.

Doesn't say they're hiring,

but it's worth a call.

It's all the way in Lareena.

It's more than an hour's drive.

Well, there's nothing here.

You were smart to go

and become a lawyer.

My mom said

I was too pretty for law school.

My mama said I was too skinny

to get a husband.

My mom said to always wear lipstick,

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Suzanne Martin

Suzanne Moore Martin is an American television producer and writer. She is best known for creating Hot in Cleveland. Her writing and producing credits include Ellen, Frasier and The Soul Man. She also created the television series Maybe It's Me and Hot Properties and Crowded (TV series). more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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