The Christmas Bunny Page #3

Chip, Christmas morning isn't

until tomorrow.

Yes, but our plane leaves at 7 AM

and Santa here will not be denied.

No I will not.

- Mom?

- Imagine!

Flying to Mexico on Christmas Day!

still seems odd to me.

- Pop, I think that ones for you.

- Thank you.

- No way!

- Yeah, guns!

- Guns?

- BB guns.

It's okay. We talked.

I think they're old enough.

Oop, you know what?

I think there's one other present

over here for you too, young lady.

Oh, did you hear that, Julia,

there's a present for you too.

Come on, Julia.

Don't you want to open it?

Here...

oh... my... goodness...

- Can you believe this, Julia?

- Chip...

- it's amazing, where on earth did you find it?

- What are you doing?

If she doesn't like it, just exchange it.

Come on, what did that cost,

two hundred, three hundred dollars?

I can't compete with that.

Scott, it's Christmas,

no one's competing with anyone.

We just wanted to welcome her to the family.

Yeah, and what am

I supposed to get her now, huh, a pony?

Her own car?...

Look, Julia, isn't she beautifui?

Come here.

Come on!

Look at her!

And look at her hair,

it's just like the real thing.

Come on, touch it.

It's okay.

Julia!

Julia!

Julia! Julia, stop!

Julia.

Come on.

It's okay...

What? You're not leaving already?

No, she just... wanted to put her things on.

Why? Is she cold?

I think she's just more comfortable like that.

Do you need any help in there?

Oh, no, no, it's alright,

I'm used to doing them by myself.

Been doing it for forty years.

Look, I'm sorry I lost it in there.

I appreciate you thinking of her.

No sweat, bro.

Hey, how's the job thing going?

Could be better.

Steelcase is laying off

another fifty people.

I thought they just did.

Second time in a month.

- Wow.

- Yeah. It's bad.

You know, ah... my offer still stands.

Chip... look, I, ah, I appreciate it, okay.

But... I'm an engineer.

You know, I don't know

the first thing about mortgages.

You don't have to.

- We give you a list.

- Chip...

people who are behind on their payments.

You ask them like three questions.

When they find out they can refinance at like,

forty percent less than what they're paying now,

they fall all over themselves just to sign up.

Look.

You need a gig.

- You're clearly stressed, Patti is stressed...

- I can take care of my own family, Chip.

Really? How?

By taking in other people's mixed-up kids?

You know what?

Just stay out of it, okay?

Just leave us alone.

Daddy! Uncle Scott!

Come quick!

Johnny and Billy shot the Easter Bunny!

Oh, good grief, what now...

Daddy! Come on!

Honey, what is it?

Johnny and Billy shot a bunny!

- Oh, no...

- What's going on, Billy?

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