The Black Room Page #2

to get laid tonight.

What the?

Someone is playful tonight!

What are you doing down there?

Honey, if you keep that up,

i won't be able to...

What?

Hope you're ready

for some real fun.

Just give me a minute. Okay?

I don't think

i can wait a minute.

God, the weirdest thing

just happened in the bathroom.

Whatever it was, it must have

turned you on big time.

How did you know?

I reap the benefits.

Not yet, you haven't,

but you will.

Honey... yeah.

Woah, honey.

Honey, woah, woah.

I need a little down time,

all right?

You practically

drained me dry.

Seriously?

After all that talk

about doing it in every room

of the house,

now you're not

in the mood any more?

Look, I'm sorry. I mean...

-I warned you--

-really? Okay, I get it.

You're just teaching me

a lesson, right?

Because I made you wait.

-Honey--

-forget it.

Forget it, it's fine.

Let's just go to sleep.

Good night.

Well, the house is great.

It's Jen that I don't get.

You know, one minute she's

sex-crazed and the next

she's just crazed.

Why don't you and I swap wives?

Just for a week.

-Hey, watch it!

-No...

I think I can

help you with this.

I'm really good at it.

Do you wanna get punched?

No... please no punching.

But look,

I'm just like you on the inside.

There's nothing more

that I wanna do

than just curl up like a baby

and go to sleep

after the deal is sealed.

But...

But, there's nothing

that pisses off a woman

more than that, okay.

I tried it once with Stacy.

Once. No time off.

Howard...

When you're right, you're right.

You're not as dumb as you look.

I'm gonna make it up to her.

Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.

-What, you're gonna make it

up to her right now?

-Yes.

Well, can you film it?

Just... tell her

it was my idea.

Okay.

Oh, sh*t. Oh, f***!

Oh, my god,

you got to be kidding me!

I forgot my key.

Honey, what happened?

I'm doing laundry.

I don't think

you're doing it right.

I'm joking!

I called the plumber.

Couldn't fix it yourself, huh?

Well, this coupled with

your bathtub last night,

I thought it wouldn't hurt

to call an expert

to check it out.

The rest of the day and night

is yours.

I'll do whatever you want.

Order in, go out.

I'm at your service, my lady.

-I can use a little service.

-What's that?

Nothing. Great.

So, what'll it be?

We did spend all of our money

on this house. Seems a shame

not to take advantage of it.

In it is.

Quiet evening,

just the two of us.

You left out "romantic."

I was just getting to that part.

-You didn't tell the plumber

to come today night, did you?

-Tomorrow morning.

If it's him,

I'll tell him to come back.

Come back, my ass!

Took me three buses

to get here!

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