The Better Half Page #2
- Year:
- 2015
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that I can't get into heaven,
but that can?
Yes, I am seriously
telling you that.
[laughs]
No.
No, no, this is unacceptable.
No.
[laughs]
Where was she when I was
running the carpool
all those years, huh?
You try transporting a serial
farter, a chronic nose picker,
and the kid with
the world's smallest bladder
five days a week.
Are you finished?
No.
I have been the perfect wife
and mother, okay?
I did all the hard stuff
I can't.
Now I'm finished.
Yes, you are.
[laughs]
This is... this is a huge
misunderstanding, see?
I'm... I'm not evil.
Evil, no, but do you
really think
you've set your family
on the right path?
Yeah, yeah.
Sister, you are
one deluded soul.
Let's see how the perfect wife
and mother
has been doing so far.
[click]
Your husband already
has one foot out the door.
If he wasn't such a good man,
he'd be gone already.
Now, if someone
more appreciative
were to come along...
- You okay, Captain?
- Uh, Laurie.
Oh, like her, for example.
Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm just...
the fundraiser tomorrow night.
Well, then, I don't know
what would happen.
Yeah, if it doesn't go well,
the mayor's office
will shut us down, so.
Hey, I know you're not
always appreciated at home,
but I want you to know
how much you mean to all of us,
especially me.
Oh, he should pick her.
She's so pretty and nice.
Hey, dumbass,
that's my husband.
Our husband.
Your daughter Emily,
thanks to you,
has some serious body issues.
Really, Em?
I mean, that dress
makes you look bigger
than you already are.
Are you serious?
We were twice her size
when we were her age.
And how much fun was that?
Well, as you'll see,
Emily will do
whatever it takes
to be popular.
[bell rings]
[clang]
Like, man, that's perfect.
Dang, Trey,
she never saw the camera?
Hey, Emily.
Looking hot today.
Thanks for the ride
this morning.
What exactly
do you see in her?
[sighs]
Me.
[laughter]
Smile for the camera.
[gasps]
That kid's a real a-hole.
Meanwhile, Dalton has become
a punching bag at school,
but perfect mom's
too busy to notice.
[grunts]
You keep talking,
you little snitch,
and I'll stuff your tampon
so far down your throat
you'll be pissing
Q-Tips for a week.
[laughter]
Ah!
Huh, they grow up so fast.
He's a boy, you idiot.
Okay, that's enough.
Now, you can't stay here,
neither one of you.
What are you gonna do,
toss us off the nearest cloud?
That's a great idea.
But my boss has decided
that you need to go back down
to clean up the mess
you made with your family.
Oh.
So you're getting
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