The Badger Game Page #2

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Thank you.

All right, this does not

mean that we're friends.

And also, I still think

that you're a big b*tch.

That's fine.

You won't regret it, though.

I hope not.

Man, they f***ing forgot

my lo mein.

All right, Kip, let's get this

over with, since we're all here.

Oh, yeah.

Wait, what are you guys doing?

We need to know

how long Liam will be out

since we need to transport him

from A to point B.

We need to figure out the exact

amount of chloroform to give him.

- Um, how much was it last time?

- 12 minutes.

Well, okay,

that's just not enough.

So...

the goal will be 20.

We don't want him waking

up during the trip.

Jesus Christ!

You did that like three times.

What, is the goal

to f***ing kill me?

Okay, we also don't want to give

him a fatal dosage either.

That's good.

- You ready?

- Yeah.

- Just don't let me hit my head again.

- Okay.

See you soon.

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Why don't you come?

How was that?

Nailed it.

Certainly made me want to come.

Charming, Liam, very charming.

Come on in. I need to get

your "Jen Hancock".

Just like reading Shakespeare.

- Who writes this copy anyways? You?

- I help.

I took a creative writing

class in college, so...

What, you don't like it?

It's very you.

Hey, uh, Dave.

Um, can you get out

of here, please?

You're a good man.

Ow. F***.

- You okay?

- Yeah.

Aw, did you get

a paper cut, honey?

You ever see what blood does

to a Valentino suit?

Well, you should be

more careful.

Careful.

- I don't do careful.

- Oh, no?

No.

Mmm.

You ever see what

blood does to silk?

Hey, honey.

Yeah, I'm sorry it's late.

Um, I just wanted to call you

before it got too late.

Sales meeting went well.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, but Hal wants me to take Mr.

Namoto...

and his staff out for drinks.

So it could be a late night.

But you know Asians

and their strip clubs.

Well, um...

I'm sorry.

Sorry, um... no.

No.

You know, what?

Um... I wouldn't wait up.

I love you.

Bye.

And I see this kid, who...

couldn't have been

any more than 13,

and he's being trampled

by this herd of charging bulls.

I couldn't tell if he was

dead or if he was alive,

um...

but all of a sudden,

I... I turn

and I run.

And I grab him

and I pulled him to safety.

That's incredible.

That's Pamplona.

Spain.

That's really...

that's an amazing story.

Oh, yeah.

Got a few.

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