The Art of the Steal Page #2
Francie was a young buck I caught
pinching hubcaps off my truck.
Most folks probably would have called
the cops, but I gave him a job.
'Cause every now and then, you
got to take a leap of faith.
Hey, Crunch. Lace 'em up.
The only way we're gonna get the crowd
tomorrow is if you take a dive today.
Nope, not gonna happen,
not again.
It pains me to say it, Crunch,
but the only reason
is in the hope that
You have to crash your bike.
That's what you do.
[man on P.A.) A 188 stitches,
26 broken bones.
Twelve totaled bikes.
Three comas.
Twice pronounced legally dead.
- I'll give you $700.
- The one, the only, Crunch Calhoun!
Let me say this out loud,
'cause I can't believe
my own ears.
You expect me to deliberately
take a dive, risk my life,
for 700 bucks?
- [rock music plays]
- [crowd cheering]
- Twelve.
- Seven.
- Eleven.
- Six.
- Eight.
- Deal.
Call the ambulance.
Fire
The righteous won't sink
if they're on fire
[man on P.A.]
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's give old Crunch
a moment of silence
as he prepares to go down, down,
down into the ring of fire!
How'd she do? Tell
me at least a thousand.
No, $800. So just
don't do it, Crunch.
I'll pay you $800
not to spill 'er.
If you got $800,
I'm payin' you too much.
- Just don't do it, bud.
- [GROANS]
I'll be all right,
Francie. Besides,
"Fortune favors the bold."
Who said that one?
- Virgil.
- Right.
[ RICHARD WAGNER:
[REVS ENGINE, TIRES SQUEAL]
[ ROY ORBISON:
"IN DREAMS"]A candy-colored clown
they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room
every night
Just to sprinkle stardust
and to whisper
"Go to sleep,
everything is all right"
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
I close my eyes
Then I drift away
Into the magic night
I softly say
"Oh, smile and pray
Like dreamers do
Then I fall asleep...
[WOMAN ON PA, INDISTINCT]
Excuse me, sir. Would you
consent to a voluntary search?
Right this way, please.
Bad luck, chief.
Thank you.
Ground rules,
same as last time.
You talk when
I tell you to talk
and when I don't,
you do not talk.
Don't bark at me.
I'm not your dog.
Did I say to talk?
Because I don't recall
telling you to talk.
How many more times
must I do your job
before I've paid my
proverbial debt to society?
Warning:
You make me lookstupid, I will crush you.
- That looked hot.
- Yes, a little bit.
We're going to start
with "good cop, bad cop".
- I'm not a cop.
- OK.
How about "good cop,
just do what I f***in' say"?
You're not a cop.
Correction. The "pol" in
Interpol, it stands for police.
Then where is your pistol?
I don't need a gun.
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