That's Carry On

Synopsis: That's Carry on is a 'best of the carry on's' movie with Kenneth Williams and Barbara Windsor introducing clips from all the Carry On movies (from Carry on Sergeant to Carry on Behind). The two regulars converse at the Rank Film building to host the film, with their own running gags involving Barbara's "assets" and Kenneth's desperate need of a toilet!!!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Gerald Thomas
Production: Rank Organisation
95 min

- Orion's third phase.

- When in that?


First, the legionnaires at Fort Zuassantneuf,

and then the infidels at Sidi-bel-Abbes.

It has been ordained by the prophet,

Mustafa Leak.

Mustafa Leak!

Mustafa Leak.


you have until nightfall

to come to your senses.

If not, they will come off... by one.

I suppose he means our ears.

That's my boy.

Always thinking of the higher things.

- You're in.

- Oh, thank you very much indeed.

How is that?

Oh, that wasn't fair,

blowing up people's balls like that.

If you think that's not cricket,

what about our hospital films?

( Siren Wails )

- ( Groans )

- Hurts, does it, sir?

Ooh, no. I'm just doing this

to while away the journey.

( Tyres Screech )

Blimey! He's in a hurry.

Now, don't be a silly boy.

If I let you, would that make

me a sensible one?

What's going on here, Nurse?

Sister, he won't let me take his

underpants off, the silly boy.

You're damn right, I won't.

And I'm not a boy, as you'd soon find out.

- Mr Bigger...

- All right, Sister. That's quite enough.

I'll handle this.

( Groans )

What are you in here for, then?

Something nasty?

No, not really. Just a pain in the back.

Last bloke in that bed

had the same thing.

- Did he?

- Right up to the end.

Oh. That's cheering.

I'll say one thing for them.

It's a nice, warm bed.

Should be.

They only took him out half an hour ago.

Well, I'll give you a local

jab to kill the pain.

If you just turn over...

Turn over, turn here, turn there!

I wish I'd never come here in the

first place. Oh, get out of it!

Fine. Now, this isn't going to hurt.

Huh... Who?

Good morning.

Oh. Good morning.

I'm afraid I must have overslept.

- What time is it?

- Six o'clock.

Six o'clock.

- In the morning?

- Yes, that's right.

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