Thanks for Sharing
(0.00 / 0 votes)Not at all. Not an oxymoron.
So, um, how's the dating?
Uh...
What?
(SIGHS) It's...
Come on, you got five years. It's time.
(CLEARS THROAT)
The point isn't to live like a monk.
It's easy to be skinny on a desert island.
I know. I know. I know.
It's not like booze or drugs. You
don't have to shut it off completely.
Jesus, I'll start dating.
Don't just say that to shut me up.
What do you want me to say?
I don't want you to say anything.
I want you to do.
Okay, fine. I'll do it.
Do. Date.
You are?
Yes. I'm doing it.
Yeah? Good.
Why couldn't I have
picked an easy sponsor?
Why? -I don't know. Maybe
you wanted to recover.
Why are you riding me?
(LAUGHS)
Here. This is for you.
Ah...
Subtle.
Oh, if you want to bust my balls...
No! No, no, no! I love it!
Are you kidding me?
I always wanted
one of your touchy-feely rocks.
I want one.
I want a touchy-feely rock, too.
So fucking earn it.
So I'm going to hear
your first step after this, right?
Oh, shit.
Neil.
Dude, I've been working
on it all week.
I totally, totally forgot
that we were doing that today.
You do remember
why you're in this program, right?
Free bagels?
You were court ordered.
Frottage.
Mmm. I know.
Unconsensual touching of other people.
(WHISPERS) I know.
Listen, Neil, you gotta do the work.
You have to do whatever it takes.
You think I like
not having a television or a laptop?
It fucking blows. But guess what?
It's saving my life, so I do it.
Is any of this of interest to you, Neil?
Yes, it's all of interest to me.
Can we please move on?
I'll get it done this week. Thank you.
What happened to your face?
Nothing.
(PASSIONATE MOANS)
(SHUDDERING)
My fellow gastronauts.
I bring you good tidings
and good eatings.
Let's bug out.
(SIZZLING)
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