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Yes, ref.

- What are you doing?

- That's a free kick.

- That wasn't a fair play!

- Leave him alone!

Let's warm up good!

Lift your knees. I want no strains.

- Like the shirt?

- It's too big.

You know your Mom.

After the first wash,

The autograph'll wash off.

I'll ask her to wash round it.

Listen to me.

Stay on the pitch more than

Are you OK?

The golden rule

is you don't go near the ball.

Yes.

If it comes to you,

just kick it.

Which way?

Just kick.

They can chase it.

Can't I play a bit, though?

When the match is over, with me.

Go on, son!

Don't run too fast.

Sure he won't catch cold?

I gave him a thermal undershirt

and vitamin C earlier.

Like that, not much can go wrong.

Get him playing ice hockey.

Too dangerous!

His Mom wanted him to do karate.

I had a word with the club.

They turned him down.

He's gonna have to learn

to take a hit some time.

Yeah, it'll be too soon.

Try swimming.

He has a bad chest.

It's hereditary.

You never broke anything as a kid?

- My arm. 3 times.

- You see?

It didn't make me any smarter

or get me into cop school.

You shoulda tried breaking a leg.

Well played, son, that's right!

What'll happen to our kids?

Whaddya mean?

Mine a cabbie

and yours a cop?

Why not? They'd be doing well.

We help people.

Pretty neat, huh?

Don't complain, there's worse.

Mine a cabbie and yours a cop!

Don't even mention it.

This is Emilien.

- Emilien?

- An emergency?

Gibert said that?

I'm off duty today.

Emilien...

You okay, Maxime?

- You're kidding me!

- I think you oughta...

OK, I'll be right there.

Gibert's called everybody in.

Petra's on an ultra-secret mission.

And my Mom's gone to Lourdes.

Lourdes?

She goes since I was born.

That was some miracle!

- You'll take care of the kids?

- No problem.

Don't fill his face with cakes.

Would I? Crust of bed,

glass of water and to bed!

Joke!

I'll look after him like my own.

That scares me.

I look after your son every Wednesday.

Has he ever come home with pimples?

So, get moving.

Thank you.

You beat your record.

I didn't touch him!

Stinky ref!

Hands out cards like confetti.

Get Max.

We'll go eat waffles.

C'mon, Max, let's go eat.

Arrest that ball immediately!

I got it, chief!

Bring it over here.

Won't bother me again.

Here, kids, enjoy your game.

This is no time for dribbles,

stepovers and other football clownery.

I had Paris on the phone.

They're sending a very special delivery.

The most important transfer

of the year.

- Drogba?

- Thuram?

I know! Makelele!

- Beckenbauer?

- Maradona?

What a bunch of idiots!

I'm not talking tennis,

I'm talking crime.

Bernard Tapie!

Much more famous than him.

On my files,

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