Tales of Halloween Page #2
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- It's a Halloween tradition.
- It kind of is.
I actually started
when I was about your age too.
Plus, if you don't,
I will tell everyone
that you pissed your pants.
But I don't pee...
No one else will know that,
Captain Pisspants.
But I don't pee in my pants.
Really? Fine.
Go. Up there.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, shoot!
- Holy sh*t, run.
Oh, sh*t!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Nice costume.
I didn't...
I mean, I had no idea.
No idea that what?
That you terrible children
have been destroying
my home for years?
He said... They told me it was
a Halloween tradition to prank.
Quiet!
Young man...
tonight...
you are going to learn...
what a real Halloween prank is.
By the way, Billy,
again this year?
Hmm?
Yeah!
Ladies, Happy Halloween.
Ooh.
Meow!
Boo! Boo!
Come on.
Ohh...
Happy Hallo... ween.
Candy rots your teeth.
Can't have that, can we?
- Ugh!
- Don't forget to floss!
What an a**hole.
Happy Halloween!
- What the hell?
- Hey!
- Billy, what the hell, man?
- Billy, you little sh*t!
What are you doing?
Is that gasoline?
Are you joking me?
What are you doing out here
by yourself?
It's not funny!
It is not funny!
Hey, give me the candy!
Hold that.
He's got a gun!
That's it!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Get the trick-or-treater!
Get 'em, kid!
It's tight! Tight in the shirt!
- It's a heart attack.
- Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
- Aren't you Adrianne Curry?
- Yes.
Ooh! Might I have
your autograph?
Big fan, big fan!
Okay.
Thank you.
Adrianne Curry!
How many Twitter followers
do you have?
500 thousand?
500 thousand and one.
Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em!
Shh.
Ah! I guess we'll
come back again.
Good going, buddy!
Excellent work back there,
Mordecai.
Now if you'd be so kind
as to untie our guest.
What? I thought
you were gonna show me
what a real
Halloween prank was.
Oh, I believe I did.
And I believe you'll find
some visitors at your home.
Why don't you just
You know, your mother's going
to have a lot more free time
on her hands now.
I just want you to know
that I plan to be here for her.
Freeze! Let me see your hands!
- Get on the ground!
- Don't you move.
- Did you just pee yourself?
He just peed himself!
What the hell's wrong with you?
I wonder what happened
to the ones from last year.
Each year we spend good money
on these things,
come out here, and the ones
from last year's gone.
Flowers die.
The caretaker or somebody
takes them away.
Yeah, a little spit
and polish will clean this up.
Hey, hey, check this one out.
Awesome, huh?
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