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It was like gray and amber, dude.

How'd he throw up?

I don't know, I guess I

smoked too much or something.

Are you bulimic?

Not bulimic, he was sick.

What do you mean?

Yeah, I took theater

class in middle school,

but you wouldn't know about that.

Anyways, um, and action.

Hey, guys, this is

Tommy Kay reporting

from the back seat

of the ca... of the car.

I'll... I'll finish.

My friend, Graham,

is bulimic.

And I'm gonna call

him out on his sh*t

'cause that's what friends do.

I'm... I'm a little worried now.

A little bit.

What do you want me to f***in' say?

I f***in' smoked a

little bit of weed...

okay, a lot of bit of weed

and I f***in' had

my cranberry scone

like I do every morning.

I mean, you shouldn't be vomiting.

It was pink, for God sakes.

Yeah, because I had a f***in'

cranberry scone, dick!

Does Cameron have a rape face?

Now, put the camera in

your face really quick.

And tell me, you should have

played American Psycho.

Did you make her?

Hey, Capri.

Hey, Luke.

Hey, Capri, baby, boo-boo

bear, no, no, yes.

You want us to take you to Vegas

so you can see Jake?

That sounds like more

of a gift for you

than a gift for me.

On my brother's birthday?

Does she have... does she

have women with her?

Hello?

Ask her.

Yeah.

What?

We'll be there in 20.

No.

No, no.

I'll see you in a minute.

What the f***, dude?

She's not my friend.

You still play pancake at 22.

What is pancake?

This is so gay, dude.

We're backtracking to

go pick up pancake.

Get off, I'm not...

What is pancake?

Patty-cake?

Oh, patty-cake.

No, f*** off.

Yeah, you see, you know now.

Okay, I play,

because I'm the only one who's got quick

enough hands to do the f***ing patty-cake.

Graham, reject me one more time,

see what happens... just one time.

See watch.

Whoa, God, you're pinching

me, you f***ing weirdo!

Tommy?

Oh, my God.

Were you worried they

were going to send you

back across the border?

I'm not Mexican, dude.

I'm... I'm from Illinois.

Same difference.

Happy birthday, Graham!

You don't get anything you want.

What does it matter?

Because we were going to have

the f***ing four of us, man!

She's gonna ride with us and

then we're gonna drop her off.

You can't... I don't understand

why you're so mad, Graham?

It's not... it's not a big deal.

See, you're not a big deal.

Tommy Kay's down with it.

Bro, I'm gonna f***in'

sock you in the mouth.

Tommy Kay, you weren't

even gonna f***ing come.

You were gonna f***ing flip pizzas

for the rest of the f***in' week.

Yeah, you weren't

gonna f***ing come.

All right, I'm sorry.

Can you stay quiet for

a second? I need a vent.

I don't ha... and back to me.

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