Stacy Page #2

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but it's a bit sad, huh?

That's why I like it.

You can buy wind chimes

even when it isn't summer, you know.

This puppet is like my wind chimes.

It's beautiful but it looks sad.

My name is Eiko.

My name is written with

the character for "eternity."

Hi, I'm Shibukawa.

Shibukawa.

I'll call you Shibu-san.

Shibu-san, could you repeat kill me?

I'm gonna die in about a week.

Then I'll become a Stacy.

So I'll give you the right

to repeat kill me.

I'm speechless.

This is kind of sudden.

The weather's so nice today.

I decided to find someone

who would agree to repeat kill me.

Shibu-san, I can tell

you're very concerned...

about what people think of you.

That's why you pretend not to be

interested in other people...

and you make so many puppets.

You're like me.

You never sleep well

with someone at your side, do you?

I understand how you feel.

So I'll make you sleep comfortably.

At my side you'll sleep in peace.

That is the one thing

I'll do for you...

before I become a Stacy.

What you can do for me

is promise to repeat kill me.

You're talking nonsense, Eiko.

You can sleep well...

only when you're with me.

Your laugh changed.

This way is prettier, isn't it?

Today we introduce

our newest chainsaw...

Bruce Campbell's Right Hand 2.

In case your daughter becomes a Stacy

or you suddenly run into one.

This is our mission at Inugami

Institute of Corpse Resuscitation...

formerly Riruka Women's Art School.

Any questions?

This is our featured product today.

How do you like it, Mr. Otsuki?

Well, I'm trying it out for the first time.

It's very light. I like it.

Yes, Bruce Campbell's Right Hand 2...

is now one pound lighter.

And these are the new colors!

Yes, these are the new colors

of the spring line.

What do you think?

- Cool. It's like pop art.

- Right!

When you're not using it,

it can double as an ornament.

Moreover,

Bruce Campbell's Right Hand 2...

can cut up to three Stacies'bodies

without nicking the metal.

And you can change the blade

very easily.

Bruce Campbell's Right Hand 2

is even easier to use than other models.

Exactly!

With Bruce Campbell's Right Hand 2

you can repeat kill Stacies...

in the kitchen, bathroom or garage.

You can finish the repeat kill quickly.

No more mess.

Let's see what our customers

have to say!

What do you think of it?

Excellent!

If everybody uses these,

we'll be out of work!

I can use it with one hand,

which is a huge advantage.

See?

If you buy Bruce Campbell's

Right Hand 2 today...

you'll also get this carrying bag!

And we'll throw in

this figurine of yours truly!

All for the same low price!

I'd love to have just that figurine!

For your very own figurine,

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