KENNY:

Mrmph, rmph rmph rm rmph.

Kenny and Stan walk down the street.

KENNY'S MOTHER

Well fine, go ahead and miss church!! And

then when you die and go to hell you can

ANSWER TO SATAN!!

Dramatic MUSIC STING. Kenny stops, thinks for a minute... And

then walks off with Stan anyway.

EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY

Stan and Kenny now both happily march down the street to the

happy beat.

TOM, a plastic surgeon, peeps his head out the door of his

Rhinoplasty office.

TOM:

Say, where are you boys going?

STAN:

We're going to the movies!

To see the brighter side of life!

Where everyone is beautiful

And have their hair combed just

right!

KENNY:

Mph rmph rm rmph rm!

Mph rm rmph rm!

Mprh rm rmph rm rm

Rmph rm rmph rm rmph!

TOM:

Have fun you rascals!

EXT. KYLE'S HOUSE - DAY

Kenny and Stan knock at the door.

A handsome eight year old Semite, KYLE, answers the door.

KYLE:

Hey, dudes... Aren't you supposed to go

to church, Kenny?

STAN:

Kyle, check it out.

Kenny holds up the newspaper clipping.

KYLE:

OH MY GOD, DUDE!!!

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