South Park: Imaginationland Page #2

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It's where all the wonderful

and goofy things

that humans have made up

over the years live together.

Citizens of Imaginationland!

We have distinguished

guests from the world beyond!

Hello!

Welcome to Imaginationland.

I am the Lollipop King.

We are honored to have

Creators in our kingdom.

Wow, this is incredible,

and totally f***ed

up at the same time.

Now, good news, everyone!

These boys did see the leprechaun!

What did the leprechaun tell you?

Did he have any news?

Well he said there was gonna be a-

That there was gonna be a-

Oh f*** no!

Run, Toto!

Stan, we have to get out of here!

Quickly boys! Get on my back!

Fellas! Fellas wait!

- Hold on, fellas!

- Butters.

Don't leave me, fellas! Come back!

Dude!

- Hey guys!

- Butters!

Wha? Where...?

Oh. Oh dude.

Oh, it was just a dream.

It was all just a crazy dream.

Huh, oh my God.

Hello?

Dude, did you finish

your math homework?

I kind of lost track

of time last night.

No no, I hardly got any sleep.

I had this whole messed up

dream about some gay Mayor guy

taking us to Imaginationland where

all these imaginary characters live.

And then it got

attacked by terrorists?

- Yeah! How'd you know?

- Dude! I had the same dream!

We jumped on a dragon's back,

and Butters got left behind!

Stan? Stanley?

You haven't seen your little

friend Butters, have you?

Why?

Our darling Butters

never came home last night.

What did they say?

We don't wanna jump

to conclusions, but...

we're worried that maybe

somebody kidnapped Butters,

sodomized him over and over again, and

then fed his genitals to wild animals.

There there, darling.

Dude...

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have dire news.

Yesterday,

at approximately 18:00 hours,

terrorists successfully attacked...

our imagination.

- Our imagination?

- How?

The imaginary attack appears

to have been in the works for years.

The effects of the attack are so far...

unimaginable.

What do the terrorists

want with our imagination?

We can't imagine.

We've intercepted this videotape

the terrorists made for broadcast.

Luckily we've kept it from

being broadcast to the public.

No! It's just a Care Bear!

Oh my God.

Later in the video we can

see another imaginary hostage;

this one reading a forced statement.

Praise to the mighty Allah.

His divine grace and will

have brought forth this day.

Oh jeez!

Uh, now see,

your safety is at our whim.

This is the price you pay, America!

You have defiled Allah,

and now we will shall turn

your imagination against you!

Death to the Infidels!

Can I go now?

Stan! Kyle!

Can you get me out of here?

Gentlemen, the terrorists appear to have

complete control of our imagination.

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