Something New Page #2

Impossible.

Thanks, Dad.

You sound down. Talk to me.

No, I'm fine.

Everything's great.

Sweet pea.

Don't give up, baby girl.

You know how to make

your dreams come true.

Miss McQueen?

Dr. Brockton,

I didn't see you.

Looking all cute.

Thanks.

Brothers,

this is Kenya McQueen.

So, how's Laurie?

She's fine.

Why don't you sit down

and join us? I can't.

Meeting someone?

Oh, no.

Because a friend of mine went on one of

those Internet blind date things recently.

Watch out. There's some

real stalkers out there.

Right.

Good to see you.

See you.

Nice to meet you, Kenya.

Good to see you.

You wouldn't be waiting

for someone by any chance.

Someone named Brian?

Why?

I'm him. I'm Brian, actually.

Are you Kenya?

Brian... Brian Kelly?

Yeah.

Blind date Brian Kelly?

I'm sorry.

It's that bad, huh?

Obviously, you were expecting

someone else.

No.

Leah described you perfectly.

She's funny.

Well, she said nothing but

great things about you, so...

Should we sit?

Sure.

Let's see if we can find a table. Great.

How you doing, brother?

Magic treating you okay?

Never met him.

They're all taken, so...

Here's one. Just here.

Girl, you are

wearing those dreads.

All right...

Uncomfortable?

No. Why would you say that?

Well, you're talking to strangers,

making sure everyone knows you're down.

So, you ever been

on a blind date before?

My first.

Why'd you do it?

I don't know. I...

promised my girlfriends

I'd be more open.

But not this open.

What?

Nothing.

You know what? It was

really great meeting you...

but I kind of,

need to get going.

I've got a crazy week

coming up. So much work to do.

But really, it was really

- Nice meeting me.

Nice meeting you.

Yeah, really.

You, too.

Really.

No, really.

Bye.

Bye.

What was Leah

thinking?

I mean, I guess

she meant well, but come on.

Yeah. Let's go. We just got here.

You got something else to do? Yes.

I could be at home pleasuring myself.

Hello.

Hi.

Lovely party.

Can you believe this place?

The azaleas, the lavender.

Look at that fountain.

You know they flew that

tile in from somewhere.

Whoever did

the landscaping...

Champagne.

Thank God.

Thank you.

Leah sure can throw

an engagement party.

Something's cooking

in the kitchen.

See, now, why do I always get the

ones in the aprons or the uniforms...

with the nametags on them?

Am I wearing a sign that says,

"all need apply"?

Who's ready for something

hot and sweet?

But then again,

"Let go, let flow." Huh?

Excuse me. Cheryl,

don't leave me out here.

Hello. How you doing? How are you?

I'm Walter.

Pleasure to meet you.

I'm Cheryl. Nice to

meet you. Hello, Cheryl.

What are you cooking?

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