Social Animals Page #2

---

times for working after 9:00...

Just forget about it.

Zone out.

All we need is right here.

Okay. Okay.

I'm zoning out.

Zone it out.

I swear if one more artisanal

cupcake shop goes on our block,

I'm gonna lose

my goddamn mind.

I'm...

I'm sorry, I can't.

I just... I can't.

Maybe you should have an affair.

Reaganomics, higher

taxes, school prayer.

Is this the 2000

Convention? - Yep.

Where did you get this on BluRay?

YouTube, and then I had my

IT guy at work burn it for you.

Honey, just let me

see this one part.

You know, Lana told me that

you don't have a lot of customers.

So I just want to

support another business.

Oh, well, that was

nice of her, I guess.

I actually own Forbidden

fruit down the street.

Oh, the sex shop.

Adult marketplace. Oh.

People have told me they never

quite seen anything like my vagina.

And I choose to take

that as a compliment.

Whoo, I lost my

visor on that one!

That was a good one.

Very satisfying.

Oh, yeah, you

feel good? - Yeah.

I'm just in that state of

mind where I'm like, full bush!

I go out in my

bathing suit like,

I've had a couple

children point at it and say,

"What's that, Mom?"

Oh, my God!

I think I'm dying.

My p*ssy is on fire!

I am gonna titty

punch you! - Okay.

Zoe, do you want to

just come over here

and hold me for a second?

Ms. Crandle, I'm so sorry.

But we're gonna have

to reject your application

for a small-business loan today.

Darn. But I can offer you

one of these

fantastic drink koozies.

Compliments of the bank.

Oh, great, yes.

Because the drink koozy

is really gonna take

the edge off the complete

and total destruction of my life.

Maybe you can

try someplace else?

Maybe you have

some friends or family?

What about...

what about your parents?

CRANDLE:

LYNNE and RAYMOND

ZOE CRANDLE:

DAUGHTER:

If he's cheating on me,

I need to step my game up.

I have been

watching only PornTube,

like, literally all the time.

Oh, I really like

PornTube, you know?

There's something

very Warhol about it.

Yeah, right?

I mean, a babysitter

anal series is like super artsy.

Okay, Claire... why

don't you just end it?

Okay, I found someone.

Someone who's great on paper

and looks good

next to me in pictures.

Someone who wants to marry

me even though I'm, you know,

me and everything.

Right? When you love

someone, you fight for it.

Even if it feels wrong.

It's beautiful, right?

I mean, it will be when

we put it on a dimmer.

Are we looking at

the same thing here?

Don't do this.

Jane, I can't even

walk under it.

I'm gonna smash

into this thing one day.

This thing is set

up for me to lose.

Have you noticed that it's

getting harder and harder

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes