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THIS IS MY FIRST CHRISTMAS

AS THE MAN IN RED,

THE BIG S.C., THE JOLLY

OLD SAINT NICK, OK?

AND I NEED A LITTLE

HELP ON THIS, BUDDY.

WITH ONLY SEVEN REINDEER,

SLEIGH CAN'T FLY.

SLEIGH DOESN'T FLY,

THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS.

NO CHRISTMAS!

PUT THAT IN YOUR LITTLE

REINDEER BONNE AND THINK ABOUT THAT.

YOU'RE STUCK IN A PEN

WITH ALL THESE N.F.R.s,

"NO-FLY REINDEERS,"

AND BUDDY,

OH, WHAT WOULD DAD SAY?

WHAT?

NO, BUDDY, YOU CAN FLY.

YOU CAN FLY.

TRUST ME, TRUST NICK.

YOU CAN FLY, BUDDY.

YOU JUST NEED A LITTLE

AERIAL ACUMEN.

YOU NEED A RUNNING START.

AND THAT'S ALL,

IT'S JUST A RUNNING START.

IT'S LIKE A STEP,

STEP, LEAP.

IT'S STEP, STEP, LEAP.

YOU STEP, STEP, LEAP.

YOU GOTTA THINK "SWAN LAKE."

STEP, STEP, LEAP...

JUST STEP, STEP, LEAP.

20 BUCKS SAYS HE WAS DUMPED

ON HIS HEAD AS A KID.

...STEP, STEP, LEAP.

SANDY:
OK, MISTER!

YOU HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

YOU MIND TELLING ME

WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

AH!

OOH!

LUCKY YOU, YOU GET TO SEE

BUCK SEGER IN ACTION.

SANDY:

HEY, STOP!

CARL, WE'VE GOT AN INTRUDER

HEADING TOWARDS THE PRIMATES.

CARL:

COPY THAT, SANDY.

BUCK:

I'M GAINING ON YOU, PAL.

AH!

SANDY:

HURRY, HE'S GETTING AWAY!

BUCK:
YOU'RE MESSING

WITH BUCK SEGER.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE.

I WANT A PIECE:

OF THIS GUY FIRST.

SANDY:

WHOA!

WAIT, WHAT WAS

THAT FLASH?

THE SIGN SAYS PULL.

FINE,

IF YOU WANT TO DO I THE EASY WAY.

WHERE DID HE GO?

DON'T WORRY.

I'LL FIND HIM.

HUH...

THESE FOOTPRINTS LEAD

UP TO THIS MIRROR.

OFFICER McKIBBLE:

YEAH.

AND THEN:

THEY JUST STOP.

AAH!

[CRASH]

[GROANING]

OW.

I GOTTA FIND:

AN EASIER WAY TO TRAVEL.

IF YOU CAN'T BRING

THE REINDEER:

TO THE MIRROR,

YOU GOTTA BRING:

THE MIRROR:

TO THE REINDEER.

IT'S OK.

IT'S A LITTLE TREAT.

GO ON, BUDDY-BOY.

TAKE IT.

YEAH... YEAH.

[LAUGHS]

[McKIBBLE HUMMING]

HEY, SANDY.

OH, HEY, CARL.

OK, WE'RE GONNA HAVE

TO HAVE SOMEBODY

ON GUARD HERE:

DAY AND NIGH IN CASE THAT GUY

COMES BACK.

COPY THAT.

CHRISTMAS SURE BRINGS

OUT THE FREAKS.

SANDY:

YEAH, I KNOW.

LOOKS LIKE YOU GO A NEW FRIEND.

I KNOW.

ISN'T HE SWEET?

YEAH.

THERE'S SOMETHING

SO DIFFEREN ABOUT HIM, THOUGH.

I MEAN, THEY ALL CAME

FROM THE SAME:

FARM HERD, BUT...

HE DOESN'T REALLY

SEEM TO FIT IN.

MAYBE HE'S HOMESICK,

I DON'T KNOW.

OFFICER McKIBBLE:

WELL, HE SURE LIKES YOU.

OH!

JINGLE BELLS.

WHAT THE--

McKIBBLE:

HOLD ON.

YOU CAN'T PARK THAT THERE.

COME BACK!

[CLEARS THROAT]

AH!

BUCK, WILL YOU STOP

SNEAKING UP ON ME?

[CHUCKLES]

SO JUMPY.

SO TENSE.

I GOT A SURE-FIRE

CURE FOR THAT.

WHERE DID YOU:

JUST COME FROM?

WE STILL HAVEN' SETTLED UP ON DINNER.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

ALL DAY LONG:

I'VE GOTTEN THE FEELING

THAT SOMEBODY'S BEEN

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