Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland Page #2

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Are there any questions?

Yeah. Do the guys

get to sleep with the girls?

- No.

. Well, why not?

Because, because...

They're afraid we'll f***.

Oh, let's all sing a

rousing camp song.

Does anyone know

"I'm a Happy Camper"?

- I do.

- Good.

That must be Barney.

- Barney?

- Barney Rubble?

No, Barney Whitmore.

Everybody, I'd like for you

to meet our third counselor

Officer Barney Whitmore!

HI!

Sorry I'm late.

I guess I'll have to catch up

on all the names later.

Are you a cop?

Yes.

Hey, you got a problem?

Suck my dick, spic.

Motherf***er.

Any more sh*t like this and

I'll have your butt

in jail so fast

you won't know what happened.

You got it?

A**hole.

Anybody else

carrying anything?

If you are give it to me now.

Same goes for you

goes for him.

Now sit down.

Behave yourself.

Wow.

This is better than T.V.

Hurry up, girls!

We have a lot to do!

There's no electricity.

Hey, gimme a shirt, will ya?

How do you get that thing off,

with a can opener?

Hey, you guys, come

in here and look at this.

Come here.

Look, isn't that weird?

It's that girl.

It's that girl who killed

everybody, Angela Baker.

Oh, yuck.

That is so gross.

I think they should have

told us about this.

You think anybody

would come here if they did?

Sh*t, you're dumber

than you look.

UP yours.

And how much did they

charge you to come here?

Little rich girl.

I don't know.

3,000 bucks, I think.

God.

And I bet the f***ing

government paid them

at least that much for us.

An experiment in

sharing, my ass.

We're here 'cause they

can't get anybody else.

And then we've got

some crazy a**hole

named Angela Baker

to thank for it.

- Just sign here, please.

- Okay.

And that.

Hold it.

I need to see some ID.

No offense, but it looks like

you've been through a lot

in 17 years.

I have.

Well, I hope you have a

nice time here, Maria.

Thank you.

Welcome.

Alright, everybody,

now pay attention.

Pay attention.

When you hear

your name called,

I want you to then stand

next to your counselor.

Okay, my group is A-Rad,

Bobby, Riff, and Cindy.

Let's meet over here.

And Herman's group is Peter,

Jan, Maria and Snowboy.

Right over here.

- Maria? Are you Maria?

- Oh.

Alright.

Barney's group is Marsha,

Tony, Anita and Greg.

Right over there.

Alright, everybody.

I know that in the

next three days

we'll get to know each

other much better.

When we all get

together again,

I promise it

won't be the same.

- Let's go.

- There's spray paint on my map.

- He spray painted your map?

- Yes.

Well, at least he didn't

graffiti the tree, dear.

Okay? Let's go.

Come on!

Come on, come on.

We're here.

Home sweet home.

Just put everything down...

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