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you push slightly so it can fit in.

You always have to adjust it here.

You get it?

- Yeah.

- That's your dose.

- Be more quiet!

- Okay.

Now. You put it in your belly.

- The belly?

- You squeeze the skin like this.

That's scary, I can't.

Put some ethanol,

then stick it at 90 degrees.

- Can you do it?

- Yes, okay, listen.

What? I can't come here every day

to give you the shot!

- Okay, just the first time.

- Okay.

So.

She shouldn't have seen me!

I can't stand her! She's very irritating.

You're irritating.

What has she done to you?

Just, before we do this I want to ask you

once we've pinched you with that needle

there's no going back.

Are you sure you really want this?

- I want you to be certain...

- Oh, come on!

90 degrees. Good.

You hold it for 10 seconds

it's gonna inject as much

as we've set it to.

It doesn't hurt.

Of course it doesn't.

My phone.

Yes, hello? Yes, Minister.

No, you just have to say

there will be an award,

you don't have to go into specifics.

And I am proud

that this humble, honest man

is a state employee, a railway man.

He will be awarded for his noble deed.

The thorough railway man

was on his daily round,

when he came upon a remarkable view:

The rails and the surrounding area

were covered with cash,

said the honest linesman.

Yeah, give him

the fool of the nation" award.

It's the same spot I pissed on yesterday.

Five leva and 60 cents.

- Goo...

- Good evening.

Look at that, money on the pub floor.

Quickly, call the cops!

- Quickly!

- Stop messing with him!

You go home, dear.

Go on, dear, go home.

What?

What do you mean he got lost? Lost where?

But where is he now?

- Didn't we send someone to get him?

- Yes.

- Where's the guy?

- I don't know.

Well, find out.

Yes, Valeri, quickly.

Yes, I did.

Wait.

Well, the injection can't be home,

because I just took it.

Hey, I'm just kidding.

Look, I really am kidding,

I forgot it, big deal.

Look, things are looking pretty hot

right now... hang on.

You call this well pressed?

- We'll fix it.

- Yes, thanks.

Hello? Can you bring me the injection?

I owe you one. See you in a bit.

- Where's the linesman?

- I'm making the call.

This is too high. Our minister is shorter.

- Well, let him take a cab.

- What do you mean, cab?

- Where is he?

- Where is he?

Macedonia Square.

- Tell him to stay put.

- Tell him to stay put.

- Not to move.

- Not to move.

Hey, Valeri?

On your way here,

could you pick somebody up?

- What's his name?

- Tzanko Petrov.

Tzanko Petrov.

I'll send you his number.

Well, he's got a beard.

Excuse me, are you Tzanko?

I am.

Hi, I'm here to take you to the ministry.

Yes, um...

Don't worry.

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