Singles Page #2

I can store 20 numbers in this watch.

Tonight, I'll fill it.

All or nothing, no compromise.

Tonight I'll be the Super Me.

What if the Super You meets

the Super Her and she rejects you?

Then it's no problem.

- Why?

- Because it was never you.

It was just an act.

I live my life like a French movie.

Webster and 24th.

It should be here.

Let's ask this clown where the club is.

Hey, man!

Where's Desoto?

I get it, you're a mime.

Mime the address.

Give me a ride and I'll show you.

Where's Desoto?

Our car broke down.

I'll tell you about love.

Love disappears, baby.

Every time I've been broke...

...babe has been off like a prom dress.

Maybe it's the girls you choose.

Maybe I've been hurt!

Maybe I've been dogged!

Anybody know where this place is?

Am I a Thomas Bros. Guide?

You really shouldn't speak.

Yes!

Where do you guys work?

- I'm a maitre d'.

- Dept. of Transportation.

- He's working on gridlock.

- Thank God!

I build airplanes.

Hey!

Hello!

My friend and I have

this long-running argument.

He says when you come to

a place like this...

...you have to have an act.

So, anyway, I saw you standing there...

...so I thought:

I could just leave you alone...

I could come up with an act...

...or C:
I could just be myself.

I chose C.

What do you think?

I think that A:

You have an act.

And that B:

Not having an act is your act.

Thank you.

Talking with Cliff Poncier.

Any comments on the Seattle sound

and Citizen Dick's place in it?

I don't like to reduce us to being

part of the Seattle sound.

I like to think of us expanding more.

Like, we're huge in Europe right now.

We've got records...

A big record just broke in Belgium.

A song like 'Touch Me, I'm Dick'

is about what?

I think 'Touch Me, I'm Dick' in essence

speaks for itself, you know.

I think...

...that's basically what the song is...

...about, you know.

I think a lot of people might think it's

actually about, you know...

...my name is Dick and you can touch me

but I think...

...it can be seen either way.

Excuse me?

- Hello.

- Hi.

Want to meet up later?

Where?

- Anywhere you're going.

- Anywhere you're going.

We're going home.

- We're going home.

- See you!

Anywhere you're going.

Always get their numbers.

Tonight I got 20 numbers.

Twenty numbers.

You got numbers of 20 girls

you will never call, never date...

...never see in the daylight.

20 numbers that exist

only to make you feeI...

...like a guy who can get 20 numbers.

Watch the volume!

Sorry. Tinnitus.

Club disease.

You kids are all going to be deaf.

This is my night.

- What?

- Look.

Linda, don't look over.

I need another double latte,

no cream, skim milk, decaf.

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