Simon Birch Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1998
- 114 min
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Pitchers always threatened
to hit Simon, but it rarely happened.
I think they were afraid
of killing him.
Hi! How's it going?
Six, seven,
- eight, nine, ten.
- Timber-r-r!
Race you to the quarry.
I'm gonna beat you. I know a shortcut.
- No, you don't.
One year good luck.
- One year good luck.
Told you I knew a shortcut.
- Oh, man, that's cold.
- It's freezing.
Oh, man, my balls
just turned into marbles.
My balls just turned
into BBs.
- Time me.
- Simon!
- Please!
- Why does it matter how long...
- you can hold your breath?
- I don't know. It just does.
One Mississippi.
Two Mississippi.
Three Mississippi.
Four Mississippi.
- Hi, Joe!
- Hi, Ann.
Hi, Marjorie!
What are you guys up to?
- No good.
- Where's Simon?
He's around.
- He's so adorable.
- Like a little doll.
Time! Time! Time!
- Thirty Mississippi.
- Thirty Mississippi?
Thirty Mississippi?
I counted 34 Mississippi.
You know, why do you have me count it
if you are just gonna count yourself?
I want a verification.
- Hi, Simon.
When did they get here?
- About 14 Mississippi.
- Marjorie's got breasts.
- Yeah.
- And soon they'll be b*obs.
- I know.
Maybe she'll let us
touch them sometime,
- if we paid her.
- Why don't you ask her?
- Oh, uh, Marjorie?
- Stop it! Stop it!
Uh, Simon has a question
for you.
- What is it, Simon?
- Nothing. Good-bye.
He wants to know, uh,
maybe if he paid you...
could he touch your bre...
- He wants to know
- Quiet! Okay?
He wants to know if...
- He wants to know...
He just wants to know...
- She likes you.
- She said you were cute.
- She means cute
like a baby turtle is cute.
- Girls don't kiss baby turtles.
- How do you know?
I just know.
If you were me,
you'd know too.
But things
will be different...
once God makes me
a hero.
You know, you shouldn't talk
about this hero stuff, Simon.
- Why not?
- Because it's weird.
enough as it is.
- I don't care. It's the truth.
But you don't have
any proof.
I don't need proof.
I have faith.
Your problem is that
you have no faith.
I got faith.
I just want proof to back it up.
We lived
in my grandmother's house,
a monster of a place.
- It was frequently mistaken
for the Gravestown Inn.
- Shoo! Shoo!
- It's not an inn.
- The fact that never ceased...
to irritate my grandmother.
But then again, most everything
irritated my grandmother.
- Hi, Grandmother.
- Slow down.
Particularly Simon Birch.
- Hi, ladies!
- That creature.
But that's not to say
that she didn't have her kind side.
In fact, when our maid Hildie got cancer
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