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Lots of water.

Drink.

But you don't understand.

l saw him.

He kissed me. And l knew.

l saw it before.

Sleep.

You'll feel much better

when you wake up.

l iust knew before...

Hey, baby.

l heard you guys

had a moment.

She already likes you.

Now you save her life too.

Look, you know

l don't wanna hurt her.

You hurt her, and l will kill you.

Tomorrow, guys, we trip hard.

Right.

Woo-hoo!

So tell us a ghost story.

Yeah, Jake,

tell us about the banshee.

Oh, great idea.

Yeah.

Or the evil leprechauns.

lt is so scary. Not.

Look, banshees, leprechauns,

You know, it's just

another tourist trap.

No such thing.

There's only one

scary story in the world,

and you know what that is?

The true story, right?

Because if it's true,

you know it can

happen to you, right?

So you know where this is going.

What?

Go on.

Well, there's an

abandoned house up here,

apparently not too far

from where we are now.

lt used to be a young

offenders' centre

called Glengarriff.

lt was owned by

this religious order, kind of

like the Christian Brothers.

They were known

as the Black Knights

of Colmcille.

nothing Christian about them.

Most of them ended up here

after doing all the missions.

All the hot spots: Sierra Leone,

Liberia, the inner Congo, Rwanda.

And God knows

what sights they'd seen,

living amongst mass murderers

and cannibals, what have you.

No. Stop.

This is just...

Baby, baby, l'll protect you. It's cool.

Fine.

Go on.

Now, terrible things went on

in the house if you didn't

abide by their rules.

l mean, they treated the kids

like dogs, literally.

lf a kid was bold,

it wasn't milk and cookies.

lt was banished to the kennels

to live with the guard dogs.

Well, legend had it

there was this one Black Brother

who was

a complete f***ing sadist.

He put a 3-inch steel blade

into an old Irish fighting stick

and he beat the kids with it.

He'd take the worst

young offenders

to the storeroom.

And he'd hang them,

claim they committed suicide.

You know, maim others,

cut out the tongue

of anyone that dared defy him.

Until this one day...

Well, there were

these two young offenders, twins.

You know,

they were difficult boys, but close.

They were caught

throwing stones at the church.

Well, the Black Brother

scalded one's face

and made him wear a sack

over his head to hide the burns.

He then proceeded

to hang his twin

and forced him

to watch his brother swing.

He christened him

the Lonely Twin.

Now, this kid,

after everything he'd seen,

he had nothing

but hate and anger inside of him.

He swore he'd have his revenge.

So he went out and

he picked three pounds

of death's head shrooms,

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