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Don't you play with him anymore?
Toby, you need friends.
Friends are very important.
Look at your dad and I.
We're the best of friends.
Oh, he has plenty of friends at school,
Mom. They can't wait to see him.
In fact, I hear he has
his own welcoming committee.
That's just a nice way
of saying "bullies at school."
I know I'm not the only kid
in the world to get picked on...
...but my situation is unique
in a few ways.
Hey, metal mouth.
Got another date with the trash can.
Hold on.
This is Cole Black, son of Mr. Black.
If you're thinking this is the worst kid
in the whole school, wait.
He's got a sister.
Helvetica Black, the leader of the pack.
Heh, heh. Wimp.
Shall we do this?
I just realized something.
I know why you have them
beat up on me every day.
Because I hate you?
Because you love me.
Ooh...
That's right, isn't it?
We're both outsiders.
- We're both ignored.
- No.
We both have railroad tracks
for braces.
We're Ionely and boring
and always getting in trouble...
...because we have nothing else
better to do.
So you're head over heels in love with me
and that makes you...
...furious.
Am I right?
How about...
...no?
So I'm not a psychologist.
My science report today is about...
...science.
Oh, man, I just forgot it.
Um...
The scientific part of it,
which would be, um...
...science.
This fish is the only friend
I have in this dump.
How you doing?
Don't get me wrong,
it's a really good school.
It's just the people in it that suck.
In olden times, they burned
scientists and they called them witches...
...because the townspeople
didn't understand science...
...and they thought it was magic.
to make wishes come true.
- But I have a hypenothesis.
- Hypothesis.
Loogie, you didn't do your homework,
did you?
Yeah, I did, but a crocodile ate it.
Really, I'm serious.
Next presenter.
Scientists who study wasps...
...have long observed aggressive behavior
in stronger females...
...towards the weaker males
of the colony...
...including threats of stinging
and mauling.
But recently, they have discovered
that some females...
...will force the male headfirst
into an empty cell in the nest.
Behavior known as "male stuffing."
I'd like to demonstrate this phenomenon
using a trash can and a volunteer.
Toe Thompson?
- Hey, my name is Toby...
- Shh.
The Blinkers are going for the record.
They've been in a stare-off
since second period.
What's the record?
Longer than you have to live.
Candy bars?
Why do you let yourself
get bullied like that?
I don't really think I have a choice.
Sure you do.
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