She's the Man Page #3

- Seriously?

- Yes.

Look. I'll just show you how to do it.

Take that off and...

...whatever that is.

And you stick it right in.

It absorbs right up.

- Are you kidding me?

- That's disgusting.

Oh, my God, your roommate's a freak.

That's so disgusting.

Let's start the season

how we finished the last.

Sharp!

What are you, the runt of the family?

OK, shirts and skins.

Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.

- What?

- I'm allergic to the sun.

You're allergic to the sun?

Very, very, very deathly,

deathly allergic.

We like to accommodate here at Illyria.

So I'll follow you around

with a parasol. All right, Nancy boy?

You're a shirt.

OK, guys, let's go.

One, two, three!

One, two, three! One, two, three!

At ease, gentlemen.

I've seen a lot of energy

and commitment out there today.

And that makes a coach proud.

Now, I want to split us up

into first string and second string.

You second-stringers,

don't take it too hard.

You're just as much part of this team

as the first-stringers.

Apart from, of course,

playing the game part.

Schuler.

Haims.

Potensky.

Donner.

Hastings.

Second string.

The rest of you, congratulations.

First-stringers.

Now, hit the showers.

Shower time.

Shower time?

- Hastings! No shower for you.

- OK.

Principal Gold wants

to see you in his office.

I'm over. It's done. They know.

Sebastian's file.

Sebastian...

Could it be any bigger?

Mr. Hastings.

Horatio Gold...

...headmaster.

So very pleased to meet you.

So very, very pleased.

Hello, sir. Heard you wanted to see me.

I'd like to say welcome.

I just wanted to have you in

to say welcome.

See how you're doing.

Yeah, I'm doing great, you know?

Just... busy being a guy.

Being a guy. Yeah.

Let's take a look at your file,

Sebastian. And...

Seems to be... stuck a bit.

There we go. All right.

OK. Well...

OK, you're busted.

You don't wanna talk to the headmaster.

But I won't take no for an answer.

Now, have a sit in the

headmaster's chair. Come on, have a sit.

Sit it.

So, Sebastian Hastings.

- How do you like campus?

- Beautiful.

You've been inspired by the

charcoal black and candy apple red?

- You know it.

- Hey!

Don't touch it. Ever. Ever.

Do not do that.

You know, Sebastian,

I was a transfer student myself...

...once upon a time.

Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

So I keep a special interest

in the transfer students

that come to this school.

Act as a... unofficial big brother.

Don't be surprised if I just pop in

unannounced just to check up.

Yeah, I look forward to it.

Now scoot!

Sorry.

- Don't worry about it.

- My fault.

What is?

Getting to know the opposite sex,

are we?

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