Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda Page #3
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2014
- 84 min
- 136 Views
where they're coming from.
Let me help you with that.
Or not.
You know, it might be genetic.
The truth is I don't know that much
about his genetic makeup.
And genes are only half the story.
We're products of our environment, too.
Dolphins and seals are social creatures.
You can use that to train them.
But he's completely unique.
And he's smarter than a dolphin.
Oh, yeah. He's a regular Flipper.
He is! Watch this.
Here, move over. Okay.
So, what is this?
Okay, so he has to match
the cards word to object.
See?
Cool.
Cool? That's amazing!
Not even primates can do that.
every journal in the country.
As soon as I finish the article.
I'm sorry, I can't do dinner.
I have too much work.
Hey! Hey, I am a social animal, too,
and, when I make a date with a girl,
I expect her to keep it.
So, do you wanna go eat,
or would you like to just take our clothes
off and watch more Sharktopus videos?
I'll take dinner.
The tour groups are
calling day and night.
The money will be pouring in! What?
Yea, yeah, of course.
Yours will be the first bill that I pay.
Okay. Okay. But what do you mean? Eh?
Of course I owe other people money!
What do you think you are, special?
Fine, fine, fine! Fine.
It's gonna be that way, okay?
But remember, it's not so easy
to reposes a dolphin! Okay!
No, get away from me.
I don't need an appointment.
Are you the manager?
What?
Listen, mister! This "aquarium"
was a big disappointment! First off,
completely unwatered!
I've got third degree burns all over my
body from going down those things!
The drinks are overpriced,
- your food is inedible!
- Uh huh.
I'm tempted to go on Yelp right now
and give you one star! One!
Sorry, but no ingles.
I would've let go of it if
would've shown us the sharkathing!
I even offered to pay her!
But apparently you're
too good for money!
No, no, no, no. We are not
too good for money.
I'm sure we can work something out.
What do you have in mind?
This way. Watch your step.
Honey, aren't you excited
that we'll see the Sharktopus?
- Uh huh. Oh, ow!
- All right. Calm down,
honey. Calm down.
Well here we are. Eh... come on.
- Watch your step, please.
- Oh! My feet hurt.
How far is this place?
Just be careful, honey.
Just watch, watch.
I don't see anything!
- Stay back.
- Relax. There you go.
Man, this video will get tons of hits!
We're gonna be famous!
Ma'am!
- Ma'am, that's not a good idea, eh?
- Hey, what gives?
Let me try some fish.
That's a terrific idea, yeah.
Come on, let's move it along.
My wife's got a pedicure at three.
Oh, that's nice.
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