Sharktopus.vs.Whalewolf Page #2

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the guy I was dancing--

I saw.

It was weird!

No, it wasn't.

Oh, my god, wait, hold on.

I'm so wasted right now.

Girls... need a ride to your

hotel?

Wow.

We're really flattered,

you know, but we're not really

into that kind of stuff.

I'm a cop.

Oh, okay, hold on,

I have to pee, okay?

She's going to pee.

Listen, there are city

ordinances here!

Better there than in the car.

( SQUEALING )

What happened?

Jill? Jill!

Holy smokes!

( DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING )

Shark attack!

Two girls, Caucasian,

early 20's.

DISPATCH (OVER RADIO)

Wait, did you say shark?

Yes.

What's the code for shark?

I don't think there is one!

Just send in your men!

Reinhardt!

( BOTTLE SMASHING )

Good evening, Mr. Rosa.

I see you've reconsidered.

I'll show them.

They're gonna chant my name.

Let's do this!

What is this place?

This is my music room.

( MUSIC PLAYING )

( CROAKING )

Music room?

Doctor, this is so freaky.

What the--

They say the body is a temple,

Mr. Rosa.

But all too often, it is a cage.

The mind is willing...

but the human form

is so limited.

Even the strongest man is a

weakling compared with a wolf.

So primal...

it has reaction times so fast,

they border on ESP.

And for metabolic purposes...

the blood of a killer whale

holds five times the oxygen

of a primate.

So, you're putting fish blood

in me?

Whales are mammals, and it's not

blood, Mr. Rosa...

strands of DNA... we alter

your genetic structure.

Not the kind of thing

they can catch with the

pee-pee test.

Of course, this is not the

sort of things the medical

community can easily understand.

What kind of doctor are you?

Do not worry, Mr. Rosa.

I studied with the best.

Will it hurt?

Oh, yes, Mr. Rosa.

I hope so.

( HYDRAULICS WHIRRING )

( SCREAMING )

( SOFT DRUMS PLAYING )

Okay.

All rise! For his eminence,

Chief Francois Tiny!

Sit down.

Can I offer you a drink?

Whiskey.

With or without

the chicken blood?

Straight.

Wah! This generosity

is well appreciated.

Christian charity.

Hallelujah.

Ave Maria.

You see Catholic priest, they

worship the same god I do.

But in they hearts, they only

have room for one god.

But Tiny's heart? C'est grande.

That's why they call me

a Voodoo priest.

It's an outrage.

Oui! It's an outrage!

The police, they hunt me

day and night.

If you think that I have

any influence with

Inspector Morales.

I mean, she hates me more

than she hates you.

Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh.

( SCREAMING CONTINUES )

( HITTING BALL )

( CROWD CHEERING )

ROSA (DISTORTED)

I hit the balls into outer

space.

How was that?

More... more.

More.

No, I don't think that

would be a good idea.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No!

Please... stop!

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