Seven and a Half Page #2

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undergoing chemotherapy.

I'm just not so pathetic

like my friend is.

This is the real account that

you should send money to.

Help the real guy.

Excuse me, young lady...

What's the value of the

shipment? - 280,000 Euros!

What's in there?

- Just wait one minute...

Bro... maybe we should ask

for 300 grand?

No! It's over! We did it!

We're sending it! It's over!

You were right, bro!

enough. - Have to keep it real.

We did a great job!

Sergio, you bastard! - That's

Liovisna's fiancee.

But he's two timing her

with Concita,

and that pisses my mom.

Sergio...

We didn't translate it

into Spanish...

Open it!

What the hell are you doing?!

- Shut the f*** up!

Search!

Just to let you know, I've called

the police! - F*** off!

Look for the f***ing

package, bro!

Bro...

After severe heart attack,

Diego Armando Maradona

has been transfered

to the hospital Estavez in

Buenos Aires last night...

Radoje...

ANGER:

Tadic! I'm the strongest!

My hands are like hams,

my body is a steel safe!

I have one scar

across my face,

and hundreds on my heart!

I'll bury anyone on my way!

He's a king!

- My dear neighbors!

He's gonna bury him!

- Whom? - Spahija!

He'll destroy him. Smash him.

I'm sorry I'm disturbing your

afternoon rest, f***!

But I haven't

been taking tranquilizers

for the 3 whole days,

and I'm very crazy!

There is more! Yesterday

Spahija came out of the can!

If somebody sees that f***,

tell him that Tadija is

waiting for him in the gym!

C'mon, Hare Krishna...

I'm not Hare Krishna!

- Don't tell me!

All of you

living in Gandhi's street

are f***ing Indians!

Who was Gandhi? Tell me!

F***ing Indian!

Hare, Hare! Krishna, Krishna!

Gandhi, Gandhi! Hare, Hare!

Hare, Hare! Krishna, Krishna!

Gandhi, Gandhi! Hare, Hare!

And you livin' in Gagarin's

street are cool, right?

Gagarin was the first man

in space, my son!

Russian, Orthodox! He took

a crap on all of you Indians!

Watch out, here comes the

real Orthodox piece of sh*t,

right out from space!

- Gagarin wasn't Ortodox.

Really? What was he? Hare

Krishna? - Communist!

My father was a comunist too,

and now he's Orthodox, jerk!

Isn't it so, uncle Miki? You

were a comunist, and now

you are Ortodox, right?

- I don't know, my son.

I live in Nehru's street.

- Jesus! Another Indian!

Gandhi wasn't Indian.

Indians live in America,

and Hindus live in India!

Come 'ere,

I'll bust your face!

Tadija, don't!

Bro, do you need some milk?

- Tomorrow!

Today is a fruit day.

Tell me, where do you live?

- In Youth Brigades street.

Yeah! That's it!

My Orthodox darling!

Let me kiss your boob!

Now it's time for

uncle Tadia's rest.

Maybe we'll f*** tomorrow.

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