See No Evil, Hear No Evil

Synopsis: A man is murdered. Two men witness it. A blind man who hears the killer, and a deaf man who sees them. The police don't think they're credible witnesses, but the killers don't want to take any chances. The two men must now work together to save themselves and bring the killers to justice.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Arthur Hiller
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
103 min

in any trouble, just holler.

Can I help you?

I'm here about the ad in the paper.

"Salesman wanted.

Must have sense of humor."

Are you the owner

of the shop, sir?

Who are you talking to?

Oh, there you are. Damn.

Look at that. Contacts again.

See that?


I'm looking for Mr. David Lyons.

I'm David Lyons.

Pleased to meet you. Oh, I'm sorry.

I read your ad in the paper

about an lvy League type.

Tall, dark, handsome.

Three out of four ain't bad, right?

You can see I'm nervous.

Really want the job.

But I am a damned good salesman.

I'm David Lyons.

What can I do for you?

Uh-oh. Ooh. Heh.

Are we caught in a time warp here?

Twilight Zone, maybe?

Any Martians here who want to speak to Mr. David Lyons?

Ha, ha. You're a funny guy.

I really like that ad you put in the paper.

"Must have a sense of humor."

Not many people would do that.

I'm your guy.

If you want me, here I am.

Would you tell me what you want.


What are you talking about?!

Three hundred, but that's it.

Are you talking to me?


Listen, man, $225 a week.

200. I can't live on less than that.

Who are you talking to?

I'm talking to you, you prick!

What do you say?

Look me in the eye and say that.

I would if I could,

but I can't. I'm blind.

You're blind?

Yes. Now can I have the job?

I had no idea. I'm sorry.

Now you know.

Can I get the job?

You're really blind?

Yes. What are you, fucking deaf?

Yes! I'm fucking deaf!


Yes, I'm deaf.

You really deaf?

I'm really deaf.

How do you know what I'm saying?

I'm reading your lips.

Do you want the job or don't you?

Because I'm blind?

Shove it up your ass, pal.

I don't want no favors.

Then go home! Get out!

Give me some peace of mind.

To hell with blind people!

Just walk out.

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