Secrets of Deception Page #2

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- It was supposed to be

a surprise.

I was just trying it on

for when you got back.

And now you ruined it.

Why are you home already?

-You think I'm stupid?

Is that it?

You think

I'm f***ing stupid, huh?

Do you think I'm f***ing stupid?

-But her on the other hand,

she has everything to lose.

I mean, think about it.

He kicks her out,

where does she go?

He cuts her off,

how does she live?

Maybe the kid

liked to stick his hand

a little bit too far

in the cookie jar

so she decides to cut it off

before her husband finds out.

Maybe the kid shows up

all the time.

She tries to let him down easy,

but the kid threatens

to tell her husband

if she doesn't

keep on f***ing him.

Bam.

She cuts his f***ing throat

because she feels

it's her only option.

-Okay.

Well, what about

the two Mexicans?

And the Mr. Luke?

- Yeah. Hmm-uh.

Good question.

- You do have a couple

of good points there.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

You should see your face.

Oh, my god.

I forgot my briefcase.

- I'm sorry...

- Wow.

- I'm sorry.

- F*** you.

- No, for real,

you ruined the surprise.

-I'm just kidding around.

Hey, I'm sorry.

It was funny.

-You're hurting my feelings.

-What's the problem?

- Let's just say he's...

Having some marital issues.

-Oh, yeah?

I know all about those.

- Hey, whose car

is parked outside?

-What car?

- Parked right in front.

Right in front of the house.

Do you know whose it is?

-I wouldn't know, baby.

I've been in my mirror

all morning.

It's... the only person,

possibly...

No, no, I'm sorry.

It's the neighbor's car.

I remember now.

She... she came to the door

this morning

and she said that...

She could...

She asked if she could

just park it for a few hours.

I don't remember why,

but I figured, why not?

-Which neighbor?

-Well, I don't know her.

Just assuming

she's our neighbor.

- Okay. Just...

Look, it's not a parking lot.

Just don't let people park in

front of our house, okay?

-Yes, sir.

-Why's the bed all messed up?

- When I was trying this on,

maybe I got a little too excited

thinking about what I was

gonna do to you later.

Sorry.

- You're late.

- You know there was traffic.

-Sounds like excuses.

- No excuses.

You are so sexy.

- Now enough

with the interrogation, okay.

You're going to be late.

- Maybe I should just

take the day off.

Just you and me, hang out,

spend the day together.

-No.

Babe, in the middle

of your huge deal?

This is really important to us.

You're not going to mess it up

for this, right?

-Yeah, I guess you're right.

- Okay.

- I'll be here, waiting.

- Okay, okay.

-Have a good day, sweetie.

-I'll try.

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