Second Nature Page #2

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Hey look, I got you a gift.

Nice!

Yeah, no problem buddy.

Welcome to fatherhood.

That is the last

thing in your house

that's gonna get any piece

of your wife's b*obs.

I would sterilize that.

He's definitely tried it out.

That think cost me

150 bucks Maxwell.

And you're late, why?

Well, my grandma

got robbed again.

Sh*t.

Yeah.

I'm really sorry to hear that.

Thanks.

As the new Mayor

I will make sure

that things like that

don't happen anymore.

What makes you think you're

definitely gonna be Mayor?

I'm unopposed.

And I'm the best

man for the job.

It's not a microphone brother.

Can you hear me?

What if it's not a man?

What if it's a woman?

I'm running for Mayor too.

Again?

Don't.

Seriously though,

three years ago it didn't

go that great for you.

So what's different

about this time?

Thank you for

bringing that up.

No problem.

You know, I think because

people are tired of bullshit.

And I, if I'm Mayor, will

actually make change.

That's a lot of if's.

It's actually one if.

Wow.

Look at the facts okay.

How many women

presidents have we had?

Wow.

Other countries

are more progressive.

Thanks Jeff.

Like Iceland.

Strip clubs are banned there

and there are

countries in Africa

where babies use their father's

nipples as pacifiers.

You should run

for office there.

Amanda, is this how

this works, like this?

You guys are d*cks.

Why would I know

how that works?

Well...

Oh because I have b*obs!

- Yes!

- Yeah 'cause you have b*obs!

Got it.

Yes, that's exactly

how it works.

How's this feel?

It's umm.

Wait.

Sh*t!

Give it!

Point Maxwell!

Torture device.

Hey Judy.

Oh hi Amanda.

Hi.

What's this?

This is awesome.

I think you'll

make a great Mayor.

Thank you.

Hold on.

Are you doing what I

think you're doing?

Why, what do you

think I'm doing?

What are you doing?

Oh, she's gonna do it again

so I can get it

for the front page.

Here you go Judy.

And for the headline

it needs to read,

"No more blowj*bs with

your tax dollars."

Perfect!

I am so proud of you.

Maybe you can accomplish

what I never could.

Actually Ruthie,

I would love it if you would

be my campaign manager.

Eh, you don't want

an old lady like me.

Get someone young and fresh.

Stop it.

Listen, seriously, I'm

not gonna run without you.

Okay, on one condition.

Okay.

Don't just beat Bret,

annihilate that sh*t head.

Ruth, I love it.

Language.

That felt good.

Now go get 'em.

Oh my gosh.

There's no going back now.

Yeah.

I would never ever

have the guts to do this.

Stop it, you could do it.

No I couldn't.

Oh, it's Dex.

Oh, how's that going?

Well, actually I am making.

I was, I was making

him dinner tonight.

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