Scooby-Doo! Mask of the Blue Falcon Page #3

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Don't you see? No reruns, no residuals.

Soon, no one will even remember

there was an original Blue Falcon.

But I'll make them remember.

I'll make them all remember.

Hi there, kids. Want an autograph?

- Uh, no thanks.

- What?

Don't mind him, Mr. Garrison.

We still want your autograph.

But, like, we'll come back later

when you're feeling better.

Just walk away from the crazy man,

and smile.

I didn't know collecting toys

was such hard work.

They're not toys, Velma Dinkley.

They're Littlest Fuzzies.

This is very serious business.

If you say so, Daphne Blake.

But, you know, this whole

Mega Mondo Pop! Comic ConApalooza...

...confuses the heck out of me.

In fact, comic books

and superheroes baffle me.

They don't make logical sense.

You wouldn't get powers

from a radioactive spider bite...

...and wearing glasses wouldn't trick

anyone into not recognizing you.

See? You'd have to be a complete idiot

not to know it was me.

Daphne, quick, there's something going on

at the Blue Falcon booth.

And bring your new friend.

Really? Oy.

Fans of Mega Mondo Pop!

Comic ConApalooza, welcome.

My name is Jennifer Severin.

You may know me as the writer,

producer and director...

...of the Transmollyfier movies

Revenge First Strike,

Revenge Second Strike...

...Revenge of the Revenge Seekers...

...Seekers of Revenge

Against the Revenge Seekers...

...and Big Robots Blow Things Up

to Get the Ultimate Revenge.

Hello.

When the studio asked me

to put the Blue Falcon on the big screen...

...I only had one question.

Instead of a story,

can I just blow things up?

And they said yes.

So I give you, without further ado...

...the star of The Blue Falcon Reborn:

Dynomutt's Revenge...

...Brad Adams.

Greetings, everyone.

As I've said in the press many times...

...Blue Falcon has been very important

to me...

...and it was an honor

to bring him to life on the screen.

And I want to announce

that we will be screening...

...the entire Blue Falcon movie

on the last day of the convention.

Don't miss it.

He's not so great.

Over here.

That guy up there is a fraud.

A fraud, I tell you.

I, and I alone, am the Blue Falcon.

- Autograph?

- Aah!

- Autograph? Anyone?

Whatever.

Take it. Take my autograph. Take it.

Who's that guy?

Poor Mr. Garrison.

People, who wants to see the trailer...

...to Blue Falcon Reborn:

Dynomutt's Revenge?

Yeah.

Get that old fossil out of here, now.

- Come on, Owen. You're making a scene.

- Aah!

Okay, hold it right there.

James Becker, head of security.

I just wanna make sure

there's no trouble.

- I won't...

- No trouble, Mr. Becker.

I'm Jack Rabble.

I share the booth with Owen here.

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