Scooby-Doo! And Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery Page #4

Thanks. We each took a section

and designed it ourselves.

There's my Brimstone Barbeque,

the hottest ride in the park.

Like, that was well done.

Yeah, and so are we.

And my Electric Alley.

This ride gets my volt.

It's shocking.

Don't forget my Whirling Wildcats.

And my Dynasty Star Ferris Wheel. Whoo!

A great place to view with KISS binoculars,

only $24.99.

- What's that ride?

- That's our most wicked ride of all...

...the Destroyer.

But it's closed to the public.

The Crimson Witch scared

a couple of repairmen on it tonight.

It looks pretty terrifying.

Not if you were with me, darling.

- Brother.

- Fred.

I'm sorry, Velma,

but I can't compete with Starchild.

You don't need to.

Remember, underneath all that makeup

is just a regular guy...

...who puts his pants

on like everyone else.

KISS costume change, activate.

Come on.

Relax, Fred.

I think this was all pre-planned.

You're right. It was a dress rehearsal

for tonight's show.

- Good test run, fellas.

- This isn't getting us anywhere.

We need to be doing our own investigation.

All right, Demon, I hear you.

Hey, guys, we're gonna take a break.

Hi, I'm Shandi Strutter.

KISS'S head techie.

- Hi, I'm Velma, and this is Fred and Daphne.

- Nice to meet you.

So you're responsible

for the band's stage effects?

Most of them, yeah.

The guys like to put on a show.

You don't have to tell me.

- Heh-heh.

- Daphne's a fan.

Um, KISS doesn't have fans, Freddie.

They're called the KISS Army.

I prefer the Ascot Five, myself.

- Do they have an army?

- It's more of an all-volunteer...

...international organization

of enthusiastic youths.

- Cool.

- As in lame.

Good deal finding

that ice cream stand, Scoob.

We'll have this case licked in no time.

Ha-ha-ha.

Yeah. Licked.

Dude, maybe we should investigate

the Rockin' Flume.

"Your tongue must be this long

to ride this ride."

Hey-

Looks like your tongue's long enough

to get us both on this ride. Heh-heh.

It's like the perfect park day.

No lines, no operators.

Aah! Pyew.

Like, what died in here?

Give me rock!

Scoob, look, it's KISS!

Whoa! KISS is super buff.

You'll never stop me.

We heard the commotion.

Are you guys okay?

Hey, man, heh-heh...

...did anyone catch the license

plate number on that witch?

Poor Scooby and Shaggy.

They're still out.

Pardon me, Chip McGhoo, KISS road manager,

executive officer of merchandise.

These KISS smelling salts work twice

as fast and they're only $15.95.

They're still not coming around.

- Sorry. No refunds.

- I think I might have the solution.

Try this churro I grabbed

from the concession stand.

Aah!

- Hey, man.

- Hi, Shaggy.

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