School Dance Page #10

around here. We're straight!

I've done told you little motherfuckers

to stop coming up to this school,

you grown-ass niggas.

You trying to gangbang?

You need to bang a job!

I done told you about

selling drugs around here.

Come on, we ain't

getting nobody into that.

We ain't in that life. We just say no

to that. Ain't that right, my nigga?

Excuse me, say what?

I said, "We say no

to drugs, nigga!"

Come again. Say what?

No.

Percy, you think you slick.

I'm on your ass.

I'm on your ass

like stink on sh*t!

Look, I told you to stop calling me

Percy in front of my homies, man.

It's OG Lil' Pretty Thug.

You know what it is.

Pretty thug!

A pretty thug?

You look like a pretty

little chimpanzee!

Not when I do this.

Amazing!

You look like OG Meerkat.

Meerkat?

Yeah, you look like a little meerkat.

All four of you is short!

You understand?

All of you can do

a flip under the bed.

Nigga, are them the shoes with

the wheels on the bottom of 'em?

You up here at the school

with some Heelys on?

I'm crazy!

Now, let this student

and this

beautiful super-model...

Thank you, baby!

...come on through.

See you.

I'm gonna see you.

Move, b*tches!

You're gonna leave 'em alone around here.

Hit me again.

Built like a goddamn car!

Call me when you want

a ride too, motherf***er!

Yes, Lord!

This milkshake brings all the boys

to the yard, son. Trust and believe!

I'll stick my face in that ass.

You'd get stuck.

Oh!

That's how I got your

daddy to knock me up.

Knocked me good and up!

I want you to stay out

of my woman's face.

You're not going

with that b*tch.

Yeah. Get on out of here.

Or what?

Or what? You sure?

Let's roll.

Let's roll, nigga.

Start, b*tch!

God damn it!

All of you better be in a car

seat when you leave here.

Easy, cuz!

Easy, cuz!

Get your ass out of here!

F***ing

piece-of-sh*t car.

F*** this raggedy motherf***er.

I don't give a f***, b*tch.

Go around, b*tch. Go around!

Sh*t. I don't give a f***.

What the f*** you looking at, motherf***er?

Now, going live

to the LAPD eyewitness ride-along.

So, this is what

we like to do all day.

We survey the land

and look for evildoers.

And we like picking up b*tches!

What the f*** would you say

that in the camera for?

You don't like

picking up b*tches?

I love picking up b*tches.

But I don't say it in the camera.

Holy sh*t! Rock the cockblock!

We got some serious

rocking the cockblock right here.

Pull over, f***ers.

We are in hot pursuit!

They're pulling over.

We got ourselves a hot tamale right here.

Oh! Rock the cockblock!

This is what taxpayers pay for

right here and these

boys are mine, baby!

Rock the cockblock!

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