Scare Campaign Page #3

a creepier location, trust me.

Oh, she's coming.

Out of their

f***ing minds!

I love this woman.

I fear her, but I love her.

In a sexual way.

Brace yourselves.

For good news. Good news.

- I'll take notes, shall I?

- Yeah.

- Morning, everyone.

- Morning, Vicki.

Just so you know,

flattery will get you

nowhere with us.

But don't let that

stop you from trying.

I'm not here

to stroke your ego.

Quite the contrary.

This should be fun.

I've got something

I want you all to see.

Is this a personal photo album

you want to share?

Get it out before 4chan

posts it.

Smart move.

We are watching.

We are recording.

Expect us.

A bit obvious.

But obvious works, I suppose.

Oh, yeah.

I've heard of these guys.

Some real deep web sh*t.

You'll all be aware of these

fake human sacrifice videos

that have been trending

the last week or two.

Total clickbait.

Adonai Satanicus.

Adonai Satanicus.

Oh, it's a rip-off. We did this

in season two, yeah?

Adonai Satanicus.

Super 8. I dig it.

It's a plug-in, Tone.

Prince of Darkness...

Jesus. Talk about amateur hour.

I know. But you won't believe

what happens next.

Open to us your domain!

What are you doing?

Get back in the circle.

Jesus. What the f*** was that?

What are you doing?

What the f*** is going on?

- No! Stop!

- Don't do that! No!

It's... It's just playing.

We're just mucking around.

Stop it.

We're not hurting anyone.

What are you doing?

Oh! Oh, Jesus!

I'm sorry,

but I think we've seen enough.

A couple of months ago,

it was just cruel pranks.

Harassing and humiliating the

homeless, that sort of thing.

Then they graduated

to torture, murder

and their numbers spiked.

They listened

to their audience.

And now each new video

is more brutal

and ambitious than the last.

This one was only posted

this morning.

So you're saying the future

of entertainment's snuff?

Well, that puts me

out of a gig, then.

Surely the authorities are

doing something about this.

The Masked Freaks

are a well-drilled,

well-resourced global network

of like-minded sickos.

It's proving very hard

to get a ping on them.

Whoa, wait a second.

You've tried contacting

these freaks?

You want to give them

a f***in' show?

No, I don't, Marcus.

But the kids

are paying for this stuff.

Actually paying.

15 million subscribers

and growing by the day.

I don't think I like the

direction this is heading in.

Scare Campaign

has lost its edge.

Oh, no. Come on. We're still

killing it after five seasons.

I mean, our numbers are pretty

good last time I checked, yeah?

TV ratings?

Yes.

Terrestrial's dying

a slow and painful death,

just like the old c*nts

who are still watching it.

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